Top this: My vacuum is so old it has a setting for "shag".

[ohiosmith]

[MrCoffee]

1. So you can use it to clean that rug on top of your head?

Yeah, I said it.

[ohiosmith]

3. I thought is was a sex thing.

[kentauros]

6. That's what you get for starting all those sax threads.

Try violins next time.

[MrCoffee]

7. I went for bad toupee, ya pervert.

[ohiosmith]

8. Me too! There's no such thing as a bad toupee, some are just better than the others.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. You know, the British have a different meaning for that...

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... but you should really research all the nightmarish Emergency Room anecdotes before, ahem... USING that setting.
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[ohiosmith]

4. Great minds!

:toast:

[KamaAina]

5. Have you tried it?

Does it do this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJWuz7qQVc

[struggle4progress]

9. My vacuum is so old it has a setting for "cave dwelling"

[frogmarch]

10. I have a tube of lipstick

that I bought in 1981.

I don't use it, but it has sentimental value.

Your vacuum must be a good one to have lasted this long! Wish I had one like it, shag setting or not.