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Wed Nov-09-11 11:18 PM
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There are so many deeply distressing stories in the news today. Tell us a joke to ease the burden. |
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Edited on Wed Nov-09-11 11:20 PM by applegrove
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Wed Nov-09-11 11:56 PM
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Thu Nov-10-11 12:00 AM
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2. I didn't see him fail but I heard. Looks like Cain won the debate and that is good news for Obama. |
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Thu Nov-10-11 07:54 AM
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3. A man and a woman retire to bed on their wedding night. |
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The man whips off his pants and throws him at the woman and says, "Here, put these on."
She says, "I can't wear these! They're way too big."
He says, "And don't you forget it. I wear the pants in the house."
She whips off her panties, throws them at him and says, "Here put THOSE on."
He says, "I can't get into these!"
She says, "That's right, and you're not going to until you change your fucking attitude."
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