Bored off your ass? Post whatever random crap you can think of here.

[ohiosmith]

I'm out of duct tape! :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

1. As God is my witness...

I thought turkeys could read maps.

[ohiosmith]

2. I should paint the ceiling!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. How 'bout random fishcrap?

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[ohiosmith]

5. Wonder where I put those valve stems!

[charlie and algernon]

4. Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

[ohiosmith]

6. The dryer stopped!

[Kali]

7. I'm hungry

get me some snacks!

[ohiosmith]

9. What the hell kinda bug is that?

[kayakjohnny]

8. I'll be clipping my nails shortly.

I'll let you know how it goes.

[ohiosmith]

12. How do you know when sour cream is spoiled?

[Major Nikon]

30. The same way you tell if yogurt has spoiled

[ohiosmith]

31. If God took acid, would he see people?

[Major Nikon]

34. An answer would imply belief in a creater and ruler of the universe

[ohiosmith]

43. Katzenjammer Kids!

[trof]

37. toe or finger?

'Cause toenails are just yucky.
:-(

[Evergreen Emerald]

64. That depends...nose or mouth?

ewweeeee!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

85. *burp*

[Ptah]

10. This is for you, Pruneface!

[ohiosmith]

13. Record Judge Judy at 4:30.

[Ptah]

27. Agate, not aggregate

[ohiosmith]

29. Buckeye! Why the hell buckeye?

[Kali]

11. herefords sure don't bring the kind of money they should

[ohiosmith]

16. Where the hell is Old Zealand?

[SwissTony]

98. It's in Holland.

From Wikipedia (in this instance, the info is good): "...In 1645 Dutch cartographers renamed the land Nova Zeelandia after the Dutch province of Zeeland. British explorer James Cook subsequently anglicised the name to New Zealand."

In Dutch, "Zeeland" is pronounced "Zayland".

Groetjes uit Nederland.

[kentauros]

14. I got the error message when I tried to post just now.

I guess my original thoughts weren't random enough.

[ohiosmith]

17. Windex!

[aikoaiko]

15. the chair is against the wall

[ohiosmith]

20. Cheese curds! Deep fried cheese curds!

[Kali]

21. bastard!

[ohiosmith]

24. Shiner Bock!

[TK421]

84. John has a long mustache...but where is that from? I can't remember

[Rambis]

18. Gluten free beer is not as shit as I thought

:toast:

[ohiosmith]

25. Daylight savings time!

[Avalux]

19. I'm procrastinating starting a Wound Management training CD....

reading and posting on DU instead. :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

26. Do fish get thirsty?

[Avalux]

41. Only for vodka. n/t

[ohiosmith]

42. What do batteries run on?

[Avalux]

46. I wish the sun would quit shining in the window.

[ohiosmith]

54. Peanut oil!

[Phoonzang]

22. I hope my date is over quickly tomorrow so I can go home and play Skyrim. nt

[ohiosmith]

28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

[Gold Metal Flake]

23. Visit Shorpy!

http://www.shorpy.com/

You will not regret it.

[ohiosmith]

33. Why pine? Why not oleander or palm?

[Gold Metal Flake]

38. Elmo liked to smell his pits in gym class.

[ohiosmith]

44. What part of a turkey does turkey bacon come from?

[Gold Metal Flake]

67. 33, more or less. Turn right at the Winn-Dixie.

[Amaril]

32. I bought some awesome duct tape just yesterday

It had skulls and crossbones on it.

[ohiosmith]

36. Wheatabix! How can they eat that shit?

[Major Nikon]

35. Does 'bi-weekly' mean twice per week or every other week?

[ohiosmith]

57. What the hell is a " Nittany" lion?

[Major Nikon]

77. Same principle as a horny frog

[begin_within]

39. All I got is

[trof]

40. What if Joe Namath had gone to Penn State?

He's from Beaver Falls, PA.
Wow.

[KamaAina]

50. Joe Montana also from western PA

and note: even without going to Pedophile State, Joe Namath ended up wearing pantyhose. :P

[KamaAina]

51. self-delete

wrong place

[kayakjohnny]

45. Damn, where is Random Thoughts when you need him. That guy would dominate this thread!

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

61. Butterfinger!

[kentauros]

68. Sedagive?!?!?!?!?

[nolabear]

72. +8

[kentauros]

47. My cat!

I have the heater on.

[ohiosmith]

62. Dust bunnies!

[GoCubsGo]

102. I am the cat heater.

But, she is a great lap-warmer, too.

[BlueIris]

48. The crows are circling in my backyard. They know something's up. nt

[ohiosmith]

70. Damn cold sores!

[kayakjohnny]

49. If our eyes didn't swivel around freely, we'd have to make the jerky head motions

that cats do.

[krispos42]

73. Cats can't move their eyeballs? nt

[KamaAina]

52. It is possible to perform CPR on a dog

at least a large breed.

[ohiosmith]

87. Bacon!

[Evergreen Emerald]

53. I cut back the branches of my apple tree too far.

It is sad.

[ohiosmith]

91. Martini day!

[rug]

55. How many insect legs are in a pile of dust?

[ohiosmith]

96. Check the propane!

[handmade34]

56. Delbert McClinton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XG5mBPZFGs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5hA1jxUmzs&feature=related

[Tuesday Afternoon]

86. love him.

didn't Loretta and George do that second song?

[NRaleighLiberal]

58. It would be really boring to go on trips with Rudy Maxa or Rick Steves (both have travel shows).

[ohiosmith]

99. Maybe a bloody Mary instead of a martini!

[kayakjohnny]

59. How many people actually come through on the 'you owe me a new keyboard' debt?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

100. Damn dishwasher!

[TheCentepedeShoes]

60. I have stayed in several

supposedly 'haunted' places and did not see a ghost. I want my money back. Thank you.

[ohiosmith]

104. Fluffy, warm bathrobe. Ahhhh!

[Maccagirl]

63. Batman was the campiest/stupidest show ever.

n/t

[ohiosmith]

105. Spam!

[RedCloud]

65. Here I am bored off my ass while some jerk tries to beat me off!

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[ohiosmith]

107. 1,0000 fucking channels, and nothing is on!

[kentauros]

66. I accidentally put nutmeg on my white russian.

I used a glass straw.

[Swede]

69. I'll be in my bunk.

[Xipe Totec]

71. There are 6,076.115 feet in a nautical mile nt

[krispos42]

74. I have to Lok-Tite the knob on the shower head selector n/t

[Kali]

75. Bollywood!

[kentauros]

76. Oh, it itches!

rub


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[Major Nikon]

78. Why is the GPS line magenta?

[sakabatou]

79. My cat walks in zig-zags just to trip me

[bluesbassman]

80. Serpentine Shel, Serpentine!

:)

[pacalo]

81. How about playing some Nintendo 3 games...

[HopeHoops]

82. My butt itches where I keep my wallet. I hate walletitis.

[madinmaryland]

83. How much is a brazillion??

[GreydeeThos]

88. Bought a Foghat album a while back

Listened to it this morning.



nothing special

[GreydeeThos]

89. Bought another Foghat album a while back

Listened to it this morning too.





Nothing special about it either

[HappyMe]

90. I have to wash up those dishes.

The leaves from that tree are as big as dinner plates.

[texanwitch]

92. I am sitting here waiting for Sears to come out, any time from 8 am to 4 pm.

I am bored.

Sears standard time, no time zone.

I will be here forever.

[kayakjohnny]

93. I can't find my blue scissors.

I can find the orange ones, but I don't like them.

I like the blue ones.

[kayakjohnny]

94. It sounds like some people are saying, "Isn - tit". But they really aren't.

What they're actually saying is, 'Isn't it".

[kentauros]

95. work, work, work, work,

work,
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[HappyMe]

97. Thick juicy cheeseburger.

:9

[kentauros]

101. Confused customers

[GoCubsGo]

103. I wanna twirl!

[HappyMe]

106. I would be disappointed if somebody sent me

one of those fruit arrangement thingys.