This seals it...I'm going into pornography full-time

[ohiosmith]

:P

[HappyMe]

1. Good luck!

You won't snub us when you're a famous porn star, will you?

[ohiosmith]

2. I will always be accessible to my many fans.

:hi:

[kayakjohnny]

3. Just make sure everyone's protected....

:P

[ohiosmith]

5. Are those available in extra large?

:P

[seabeyond]

4. thread useless without a picture.

you want to be a star, you have to show us how bright you shine.

[ohiosmith]

6. I glisten!

:rofl:

[edbermac]

7. I can just see it, you come home from work, the wife makes a move on you...

And you say "Not now honey, I had a hard day at the office."

[ohiosmith]

8. Bwahahahaha!

:applause: :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

9. You won't be able to file for workman's comp when your wrist wears out and you go blind!!

:P

[ohiosmith]

11. Can I do it until I just need glasses?

:P

[madinmaryland]

13. Will you be able to stop doing it???

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

10. You seem to be hard-wired for it.

The competition's pretty stiff.

[ohiosmith]

12. I think I'm up for it.

:rofl:

[kentauros]

14. You're such a tool.

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[ohiosmith]

15. Snap-On!

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

16. Watch out for the grips!