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Mon Nov-14-11 01:20 PM
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| Well, it has been fun, folks...but I have to leave you. |
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God came to me in a dream last night and told me I was run for GOP president. At least I think he did...he might have been saying run make some oatmeal raisin cookies.
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Mon Nov-14-11 01:24 PM
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| 1. That wasn't God. That was indigestion. IMHO. |
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Mon Nov-14-11 01:27 PM
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| 2. Yeah, especially for the inclusion of raisins instead of pecans! |
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Mon Nov-14-11 02:04 PM
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| 5. I'll be making mine* with cranberries! And my chocolate chip ones with almond butter! |
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Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 02:06 PM by freshwest
If only I would leave this computer for a while, it might happen. But I can't waste pecans* in cookies.
I eat them outright to savor their wonderfulness. They cost a small fortune per pound here in the northern climes. Sigh...
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Mon Nov-14-11 02:04 PM
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| 6. a loving God would never put raisins |
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in a perfectly good cookie.
I think OP had a run-in with Lucifer.
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Mon Nov-14-11 02:35 PM
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| 7. It could have been worse. It could have been prunes. |
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Mon Nov-14-11 04:09 PM
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| 11. that could be a moving experience... |
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Mon Nov-14-11 08:30 PM
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| 14. 'Cleanliness is next to Godliness.' Stop me before I say anything else, please. |
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Mon Nov-14-11 04:09 PM
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Edited on Mon Nov-14-11 04:10 PM by OriginalGeek
THAT's why those self-deleted things happen...
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Mon Nov-14-11 08:30 PM
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| 15. Good work, grasshopper. |
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Mon Nov-14-11 01:27 PM
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| 3. Whew...that's a relief. Do you know how hard it is to find a doctor who performs lobotomies? |
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Mon Nov-14-11 02:00 PM
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| 4. Oh, you don't need that. Then you'd be a Republican for sure. Don't leave us Bro', we need you! |
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Mon Nov-14-11 02:55 PM
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| 8. That wasn't god, that was dog...and yes, it was oatmeal raisin cookies |
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And the the part you missed was "....and give them to the dooooooooooog!"
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Mon Nov-14-11 02:57 PM
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| 9. The Saguaro agree with you. Hosanna! |
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Mon Nov-14-11 03:20 PM
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| 10. Definitely the cookie making |
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Oatmeal Raisin cookies are delicious. Bring some to share ;-)
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Mon Nov-14-11 04:46 PM
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| 13. That was I from afar. I love oatmeal raisin coconut cookies! |
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Mon Nov-14-11 08:47 PM
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| 16. To paraphrase and distort Charles Dickens from "A Christmas Carol"... |
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“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone
potato. There's more of (dinner tAbel than of Cain) about you, whatever you are!”
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Tue Nov-15-11 12:02 AM
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| 17. Avoid bananas and pepperoni pizza before bed... |
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