Biggest Gross-out: People who insist on chatting on the phone while in a bathroom stall

[LynneSin]

Gross-me-out!

Hang up the phone (or put them on hold), do your business, flush, wash your hands and then get on the phone again!

[geardaddy]

1. That's when you let the loudest shart you can work up.

[LynneSin]

2. I could fake one of those

just do the blubber lips

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[geardaddy]

3. LMAO

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[Rambis]

4. Dude was texting at the urinal the other day

[Skittles]

5. I LOVE IT!!!

I yell as loudly as possible HEY! YOU'RE TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS TAKING A CRAP!!! while exiting the restroom :D

no one would DARE do their bathroom business while talking to ME :D

[datasuspect]

6. BRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRPPPPTTTTTTTT!

Plop, bloop, frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt.

diarrhea

[charlie and algernon]

7. What about posting on DU? Like I'm doing now....

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No, I'm really not.








Wait, excuse me a sec, I need to flush.

[davsand]

8. Some chick was on her phone doing baby talk to some guy in the handicapped stall.

Without giving too much in the way of detail, I'll just say I was having a very real issue the other day, and I had to dash into the Ladies Room. Again, if I merely say "loud and extended" that should be enough information for the purposes of our discussion...

I was post explosion and I hear this voice doing that cutesy chick thing, "Oh yeah, baby, I wuv ums bunches!" "Oh baby you KNOW you are my man!" Ad nauseum...

If I hadn't just made such a grand entrance I might have actually started shouting encouragement or even suggestions. As it was, I just made a dash for the door hoping to escape before anybody came into the room and the clouded atmosphere.

I can only wonder what that must have sounded like to the guy on the other end of that phone:

Thbzzzshhhlt! "Oh yeah, baby, I wuv ums bunches!" Smppppppppt! "Oh baby you KNOW you are my man!" Splash, swish, splork...


Who ever said romance is dead???



Laura

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Smellphone?

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We've got an app for that.
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Men who do this are just prepping potential mates for the realities of married life.
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Personally (and kinda seriously), I don't consider a couple to be TRULY close
and intimate until they've BOTH shared a Dutch Oven with the other.
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"Oh, honey (sigh)... you DO love me!!!
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Call me romantic, if you will, but... ... ... I mean...
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... butt, there it is.
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A big loud... LOUD..., "I'm outta toilet paper over here. You got any? And hurry PLEASE,!!!" oughtta do the trick.
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But, to be honest though... I ask a partner to excuse me for a coupla minutes... "maybe a half-hour or so for your comfort level".
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[HopeHoops]

10. I have a problem with people yacking on phones all the time, but unless it is a sex chat line...

Okay, okay. I won't go there.

[Recovered Repug]

11. Maybe they are looking for/receiving encouragement. nt

[backtoblue]

12. Did that once and dropped it in the toilet...

Never did it again

[nomorenomore08]

13. Agree completely. Nobody likes a shit-talker.

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