PHOTO: This should be used EVERYWHERE THERE IS PUBLIC PARKING.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

:-)

[HopeHoops]

1. Along similar lines, when the kids were little, we took our '84 Colony Park to Chuck E. Cheese...

...on a snowy day. I pulled in and parked as best I could among the other vehicles in what had been collectively established as a parking lane. When we came out, the snow had melted and our 20' car was out in the middle of the driving lane between parallel parking rows. Someone left a photocopied (many, many, many iterations) note on the window with Mickey Mouse giving the finger and the text, "Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get into my car!"