MFM would like to come out of the closet and admit that he has a recently-acquired "Amish fetish".

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[rurallib]

1. makes my butter churn

[msanthrope]

2. Don't forget to clean the cream off your pole.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99sbostonteens.phtml

[solara]

3. *cough*

:hi:

[baldguy]

4. Funny, she doesn't look Amish.

[Demoiselle]

5. You cannot possibly imagine what tawdry images this title put in my head.

Who am I kidding...of course you can!

[sarge43]

6. If you use Devon cream, you don't have to churn, just shakes the container.

IBTL.