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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:02 PM
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Help! I've got a screwy orange cat on my lap and I can't get up!
He's sound asleep. What to do . . .
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:05 PM
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1. Have someone in another room open a container of cat food?
that usually works to get my cats awake.
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:09 PM
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2. Good idea.
But I live alone.
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:18 PM
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3. Can't help you.
I'm trapped under a screwy black cat.
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:28 PM
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5. I have one of those too!
:rofl:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:22 PM
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4. Get a screwy white dog...
Then the two of them can mix it up to make dreamsicles!
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-11 08:30 PM
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6. Actually, Patrick is orange and white.
Maybe he already did.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 12:29 PM
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7. The cat ain't moving.
I hope you have food within arm's reach.

:hi:

Bake
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 12:31 PM
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8. Wave your freshly dry-cleaned Cubs jacket in front of him?
:shrug:
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 12:59 PM
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9. Well, since it looks like you're gonna be there a while....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs















heeeeeee heee heeeeeeeeeeeeee :P
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