Patient Has Buttocks Injected With Flat-tire Sealant, Cement And Mineral Oil By Fake Doctor

[ohiosmith]

In a "cosmetic surgery" procedure, a woman's buttocks were filled with flat-tire sealant, mineral oil and cement, and then sealed with super-glue by an apparently transgender woman, Oneal Ron Morris, claiming to be a doctor - Morris had never studied medicine. The victim had sought a curvier body and a larger bottom in her quest to find employment at a nightclub.

The fake doctor, who was born a man and identifies herself as a woman, according to police authorities, was arrested last Friday. Morris, 30, also performed the buttocks procedure on herself. Police suspect there may be other victims.

The victim, who was referred to Morris by an acquaintance, paid $700 dollars for the buttocks-filling injections.

Link: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/238011.php

[Archae]

1. "Performed the buttocks procedure on herself?"

Talk about really making an ass of himself/herself... :eyes:

[zanana1]

2. OUCH! nt

[petronius]

3. Why does the phrase "built like a brick shithouse" come to mind?

:shrug:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. This can happen when MFM visits Florida - the perfect storm

:hi:

[Bake]

5. Well, I guess at least they won't go flat!

:rimshot:

:hi:

Bake

[TheManInTheMac]

6. Dad always told me to keep a can of Fix-a-Flat in my trunk,

but I don't think he had this in mind.

[snooper2]

7. When you add fix-a-flat you are supposed to start driving around at 40-50mph

So it spreads and seals...


So did this "doctor" tell the patient to start running around the room or just do that shake your ass booty thing? :rofl:

[KamaAina]

8. I loves me some junk in the trunk

but this is ridiculous. :eyes: