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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 05:58 PM
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I'm interested in becoming a mohel. Any tips?
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 05:59 PM
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1. ROFL
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 06:08 PM
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2. Drive a Lincoln Continental
a smooth ride is key. :P
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 06:12 PM
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3. What's a mohel?
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 06:27 PM
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4. Sharp knife???
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 06:30 PM
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5. Never, ever, serve calamari at a bris.
:P
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 06:31 PM
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6. Ah yes, the circle of life. n/t
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 06:45 PM
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7. Magellan once circumcised the entire world with a 90 foot clipper.
So it can be done, according to one student.
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 10:16 PM
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8. When the Mohel goes out to eat, does he leave the waitress a tip?
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 10:32 PM
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9. Where do Australian mohels hold their annual convention?
In the eucalyptus groves, in Brisbane.
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 10:36 PM
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10. What is the technical term for an uncircumcised Jew who is more than 8 days old?
A girl
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-11 10:37 PM
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11. What does a mohel say before performing the surgical cut?
It won't be long now.
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