There is a life and death struggle taking place right this minute in my dishwasher.

[givemebackmycountry]

Fucking lowlife rat bastard Palmetto bug.
DIE you scumbag.

This nasty prick has been living comfortably in the counter top island in my kitchen for weeks now.
He always makes an appearance when I least expect it.
And always scares the shit out of me because I hate bugs.

My laptop is on my counter-top, so I spend a lot of time there.
This THING will run out when I lest expect it, and make a mad dash across the counter-top and then run into a hair thin crack and hide.
Last week it ran into the garbage disposal, but when I turned it on it JUMPED out and ran to freedom.

Resilient little filth.

Not any more.
Tonight it made the mistake of running into the dishwasher.
My prediction for Mr. Pal-Metto bug?

PAIN.

And lot's of it.

Right now, in my dishwasher he's getting all clean like.
And soon, the drying phase.

Cook well Mr. Bug.
Cook well.

[Kali]

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[MiddleFingerMom]

2. givemebackmycountry... when he spots a palmetto bug:

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[bigwillq]

3. HA!

Great story!

:rofl:

[freshwest]

4. What can I say. I really, really hate those guys.

[Brigid]

5. Poor wittle buggie!

:cry:

You want I should start a silent thread for him? :evilgrin:

[csziggy]

6. Modern dishwashers not only heat the water up, they have garbage disposals

In the bottom. So that coachroach is gonna get parboiled, drowned and THEN ground up into little bitty bits!

Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy? :evilgrin:

[marzipanni]

7. La Cook-a-roacha

AY-YI-YI -YI!