Civil Rights Leader Ann "the Man" Coulter

[IronLionZion]

on Condi and Clarke

http://www.anncoulter.org/specials/topten.htm

Top Ten Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her, errr, Appearance

10. Her favorite literary character? Lando Calrissian from Star Wars

9. That she might express policy disagreements by saying, "Oh no you didn't!," and then dismissively cracking her bubble-gum

8. That the NSC's phones would frequently be jammed as she furiously dialed in to vote for Reuben Studdard on American Idol

7. That she might distractingly "whoop it up" in the War Room, yelling "Shazz-amm, suckah!" after each successful missile strike

6. That she would create a diplomatic embarrassment by calling a foreign dignitary "Sugah" and then offering him a Seagram's-and-grape-soda

5. That Donald Trump really waited far too long to tell her "You're fired"

4. That, far too frequently, National Security Briefings would degenerate into nothing but yo' mama jokes and gang-signs

3. That her duties as National Security Advisor might be compromised by her outside interests: singin', dancin', and stealing chickens from Old Man Codger's farm

2. That when confronted with a ghost or other supernatural spooky, she would bug her eyes out comically while wailing, "Feets, don't's fails me now!!!," which is an express violation of White House security protocols regarding extradimensional intrusions

...and the Number One Judgment Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her, errr, Appearance...

1. That she only got the NSA job over Clarke because she was a... well, come on, you know why

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I can't believe I went to that site. Now I am blind. :puke:

[bluestateguy]

1. Ann Coulter is a bitch

[Maat]

5. And not in the good way.

I have been called one many times -- but I was nearly always flattered -- for the person uttering it meant that I was a gutsey lady who stuck up for my beliefs. But I bet you mean something different ... like, say, a useless, negative, ill-informed POS.

[NMDemDist2]

8. oh no!! Not the "B" word, haven't you been listening??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1359420&mesg_id=1359420

can't you think of a different adjective? ROFL :nuke:

[IronLionZion]

10. I second that

and have a few other choice expletives that may get me banned.

[Oreegone]

2. So I am wondering?

Is Ann a man trying to become a woman or a woman trying to become a man?
I just can't tell but heshe is definately more masculine than feminine, by a long shot.

[DenverDem]

3. I love how wrong wingers claim correct wingers are doing/thinking what

wrong wingers are and vice versa.
bushlerian newspeak.

Something bad psychologically wrong with that bunch.

[daveskilt]

4. im not even sure which segment of her audience she was appealling to

the racists? the less racists? the "I need an excuse to question dick clarke's credibility and personality" crowd? how conflicted these wingnuts must be - they eat their own.

[Maat]

7. Always remember the part in David Brock's book...

Blinded by the Right .. where he talks about her doing her bit...and then offering to fix him up with a date (of the male variety) outside of camera range (she's a big phoney, he implies).

[drhilarius]

6. Isn't #1

the assumption some repugs,like Coulter, make? "Hello pot, this is the kettle, you're black (which is probably how you got your position in the first place. Four more years!)."

[chicagojoe]

9. What is wrong with Ann Coulter ????????????

Coulter is an idiot !!! Someone please make this clear to her. If she's one of the faces of the right, someone put a bag over it!!!
And please, let's stop excusing her with statements like "well she can't help it. She's mentally ill." She's a neo-con butthole, pure and simple. The only reason someone hasn't kicked her ass is the fact that she's a woman. If a man spoke to people the way Coulter does, someone would sooner take a swing.
Typical neo-con behavior. Hide behind a smart-assed woman and no one can hurt you.