Post your groaner pun jokes here!

[absyntheNsugar]

I'm talking about the ones that would make TODDLERS roll their eyes....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, and he wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[swag]

1. One that a PDX airport shuttlebus driver told

"Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?"








Because he always plays with Poo(h).

*snort*

[Archae]

2. How about this one?

Only those who believe in the power of cheeses can find Gouda.

Ba-dump ksssh!

[fishnfla]

4. I like that one!

being a loser cheesehead and all.

[Archae]

5. Saw it on a bumper sticker.

Took me a little while to get it. :-)

[fishnfla]

3. Did you hear about the fire in the camping store?

the flames were in tents.

I made that one up.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. 22 acrobats, forming an inverted human pyramid, walk into a bar

The barman serves everyone but the man at the bottom. When he protests, the barman says:

"Sorry, we can't serve people under 21."

Yeah, I made that one up too.

[MarianJack]

7. Q. Did You Hear About the 2 Silkworms Who Got into a Race?

A. They wound up in a tie!

[Archae]

8. Why are Freepers and LaRouchies like apples and oranges?

Because by the time they get to us, they are completely out of their tree!

Ba-dump kshh!