James Bond Villains - Which one are you?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Me? I am so Blofeld.

Had to edit - spelling and sentence structure weak before caffeine.

[terrya]

1. I'm definitely Hugo Drax.

Very much interested in the conquest of space.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. And you seem to own Versailles.

That can't be bad, can it?

[terrya]

3. Oh, yeah. It's cool being Hugo Drax.

That magnificent palace that I had imported to the United States.

And I get to build space shuttles and I own a space station.

That's damn better than that Auric Goldfinger.

Terry

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. And you have an army of young people in tight-fitting sci-fi costumes.

You're pretty much covering all the bases there, Hugo.

[terrya]

9. Oh, yeah. I picked them out myself.

The costumes AND the young people.

Again...does that Auric Goldfinger have those? No.

Yep...life is good being Hugo Drax, conqueror of space. Damn fine indeed.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Other: Elliott Carver

Rupert Murdoch on crack!

http://www.hmss.com/films/carver/

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Yeah, you've gotta love the stealth boat.

Everyone needs a stealth boat.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Because I play golf, and badly...I go with Goldfinger.

Although, it was rather a mistake to have left Pussy Galore alone with Bond. Hrm...live and learn. I *do* hope Oddjob has recovered from his electrocution. That looked painful.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. You know, we need a Bond Girl poll.

We only really need two choices. Honor Blackman or Diana Rigg.

[GOPisEvil]

10. True...two more reasons Goldfinger is my favorite Bond movie.

What a lucky bastard Bond is.

[terrya]

11. Two more villians to add: "Thunderball" and "The Spy Who Loved Me"

But I've forgotten their names right now.

And add Barbara Bach to the list of Bond girls. I thought she was very sexy. :-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Spy...was Stromberg, Thunderball was....I'm drawing a blank there.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Thunderball was Largo.

He of the sharks in the swimming pool.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Of course. I'd forgotten that. Cheers.

[Pert_UK]

14. Baron Samedi, aka The Camp Chef.......

Because his character on the N64 Goldeneye game looked exactly like a camp chef, and because I like to cook......

P.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. And he's the Chief of the Legion of the Dead.

That's got to be worth something, eh?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. kickety kick-kick.

[terrya]

18. kick this again.

It's a fun thread. :-)

[T_i_B]

19. Francisco Scaramanga

Because I reckon I'd be great in The Wicker Man. :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. Shall I prepare the dance, Lord Summerisle?

[Fenris]

21. Ernst Blofeld

Bald, scarred, and always stroking a pussy






cat.

:7

[jpgray]

22. I hate Roger Moore's Bond, but Christopher Walken was great (nt)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. His death scene is brilliant.

[tjwash]

23. The Man with the Golden Gun was my favorite...

nt

[jpgray]

25. Does Saruman have a third nipple? Dracula?

:D

[Buns_of_Fire]

26. GOLLLLLLLLLDFINGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Becons you to enter his web of sin...
BUT DON'T GO IN!!!

Golden words, he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a Golden Girl knows when he's kissed her...
It's the kiss of DEATH...
From Mister Gollllllllllllllllldfingahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
THIS HEART IS COLD!!!

[terrya]

27. You GO, Miss Bassey!

:-)

Terry