Unofficial Condoleeza Rice Career Advice thread

[blondeatlast]

Blow the whistles, cut the ties, write the damning book, and get the hell outta DC!

[Intelsucks]

1. Spin Doctor?

:shrug:

[northernsoul]

2. Wal-Mart is hiring

and I've heard they've got GREAT pay and benefits for hard-working, go-getters like Condi

[demnan]

3. Hire body guards

remember the Bushes tend to kill those who know too much.

[Bog Frog]

4. am not following --

What, is she saying stuff that'll get her fired? Don't tell me someone is actually standing up for once in this sorry administration?

[blondeatlast]

7. No, but she's dead in the water--she's failing at lying miserably.

She ought to cut her losses and run; she's clearly an unholy sacrifice.

[Bog Frog]

11. Thank you.

Another question, maybe a stupid one: what does your sig line mean? Thanks.

[blondeatlast]

18. A reference to another Presidential "screwing" of a trivial nature.

[Bog Frog]

12. oops -- dupe. sorry.

[proud patriot]

5. ROFLMAO

:D

[billybob537]

6. 2 Choices SCUMBALINA!

Tell the truth,:crazy: Never thought of that!
Go down bravely,:cry: with the sinking ship.

[The Backlash Cometh]

8. Security Guard for Mobil Gas Stations.

At least those stations have a shut-off valve when things go up in flames.

[LynneSin]

9. She'll be invited on Freeper cruises and touted as a hero

Kinda like Ollie North is today

:puke:

[madrchsod]

10. extreme underground

s/m porn video`s, she`s got the look...

[Canuckistanian]

13. Where else do all disgraced radical Republican liars go?

She'll have her own talk radio show in a heartbeat.

[Ganja Ninja]

14. Apply for Martha Stewart's old job.

at least it's honest work.

[BringEmOn]

15. Witness Protection Program

[mvd]

16. Get a job as a used car salesperson

She now has an important qualification for the job: lying.

[cosmicdot]

17. street sweeper in Moscow or aid to Putin

[blondeatlast]

19. Chime in, night crew--she has a decent resume,

if it's all true...

[blondeatlast]

20. Kick--not the most clever thread, but it's pretty good for me!