The thing Freepers are most deluded about

[ButterflyBlood]

they think Ann Coulter is hot.

I mean seriously. Not only do they believe * didn't lie and there are still WMDs, but they think Ann Coulter is hot.

That just boggles my mind.

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Well, she isn't hard on the eyes.

I'm not saying I'd bonk her...OK, I am saying that. Definately on the do-able end of the scale.

[ButterflyBlood]

2. If you like Adam's Apples on your "women"

n/t

[IronLionZion]

3. Ann the Man?

no thanks, s/he's all yours :puke:

[BOSSHOG]

5. DP - that reminds of advice I got along time ago as a young sailor

getting my first liberty in New Orleans. Be careful of who (what) you pick up in the French Quarter. You get back to the hotel and discover that she/he has a bigger c**k than you.

[DarkPhenyx]

6. Yeah...

...used to give the same advice to my troops.

They loved my safety speech though. "Don't do dumb shit." We were always off on leave/weekends before any other platoon.

[tjwash]

15. Good 'ol navy...

...my favorite saying was "8 to 80 blind crippled or crazy"

That seems to fit here.

[MUAD_DIB]

11. By bonk do you mean "hit" over the head with a plank?

I wouldn't do that either. You can't hurt what's not there.

[DarkPhenyx]

12. No, no, no...

...I mean take unto the covers and show to her why Liberal men are better. :)

[MUAD_DIB]

17. Um...sorry...

I understood your meaning. I was just having fun.

[DarkPhenyx]

20. I know!

must have fun in return, no? :)

[brendan120678]

4. Well if she wasn't such a Conservative...

then maybe I would say she is kinda good-looking.

[DarkPhenyx]

7. it isn't her politics...

...that you are interested in at that point. Trust me.

[sniffa]

8. i think she's hot

but i have a preference for shemaLes.

[kmla]

9. Attractive, maybe, in an "Alien" kind of way...

Uncanny.

[BlueJazz]

14. Jesus ...That hand of hers looks like something out of a ...

Horror Film.
As my Brother says: She's either a very ugly woman or a very beautiful Monster.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. The thing they are most deluded about is that they think. n/t

:evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. She's definitely has a "butterface"

but her disgusting personality negates any semlance of attraction I would have to her

[Zinfandel]

16. She's not...chicken legged coke head with bad hair and buggy eyes!

[m-jean03]

18. She's bloody anorexic!!

Gawd, look at those arms. They'd snap in a breeze.

[DS1]

19. He's got nice hair

[alarcojon]

21. She fits into a widespread cultural notion of attractiveness

tall, blond, stick-thin. I've never found her attractive in the least, even setting aside her politics.