The Tele-Conference Call of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "saying": "Well, General, why don't you just kick a little more butt. We don't need excuses. You're either with us or against us? What do you mean the morale is low in the officer corps? We don't treat you like lackies. Just get in there and kick some more butt. . . . I don't want watch any more news about insurrections and stuff. Gives me heartburn. So . . . It's really very simple. Just. Go. Out. There. And. Kick. Some. More. Butt. . . . Got it? . . . Just what part of kicking butt don't you understand? . . . Huh???"

Pause . . .

Then W. says, "Okay, Bill, you can turn on my mike now. . . Ah, General. . . . Ah, . . like how you doing, and everything. Can we get y9ou some coffee? . . . Oh, I forgot . . . you're not in the building are you . . . well . . . how are matters there? Okay? . . . No? . . . Well, let me patch you through to Dick, then. . . . Hey, . . . great talking to ya and all. Thanks for the call and stuff. . . .Okay. . . See ya."

Disconnection heard. Then W. turns back to Bill: "Gee, I love my briefings."

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Skip, isn't this the point to say: "Go out there and win one...

for the Duck Wad"? Just wonderin'

[skip fox]

6. Boy did I miss that one!

Ran right past me.

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

2. let's see if Laura's taking a nip in the kitchen

[Commendatori]

3. "Neato, General, now I can

watch 'CSI' and 'CSI: Miami' at the same time! By the way, anything going on with this Iraq thing? Wow, what a mess. Who decided to start that up?"

[cosmicdot]

4. when will I know when Osama's set up on the other end?

can I hook my game boy up to this?

[GregW]

5. "Boy ... that Paris Hilton is one skanky beeatch!"

"Glad I can see all the vids at the same time ... errr ... I have to go use the bathroom ..."