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[diamond14]

from the New York Times....

[skip fox]

1. "You're shittin' me, Senator, 231 days ain't long enough to brush

my teeth, now if we'd had, . . . like, . . . say 1,000 days . . . hell, we'd be willing to take all the responsibility. Make that 2,000. But you get my drift."

[sam sarrha]

2. look im smiling ..why dont you believe me!!!???

[specimenfred1984]

3. "You said that, I didn't say that, you said that" - Martin Short

from Sat. night live character of weasel lawyer-type smoking a cigarette.

More captions:

"I didn't lie 1000s of times".

"I'm not going to get the cheeseburgers."

"I didn't ignore 100s of intelligence briefings."

"I'm not a doody-head, he's a doody-head".

[citizen snips]

4. "NO I did not have an intimate relationship with Bush"!

[cosmicdot]

5. they said my job description included getting coffee, watering the plants

stuff like that ... and, basically, bringing a person of color into the entourage ... and, of course, my expertise in the Soviet Union, if and when needed ... so, far, not much has surfaced to the table, but, go ahead, ask me anything 20th century ...