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[ElsewheresDaughter]

[cosmicdot]

1. So, Ms Rice, how do you think History will portray the first Black woman

to reach this high in the government echelon and blowing it?

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2. Since he stayed up late last night, W. is taking a LONG nap

in the Oval Office: "Great! Condi's still on. Better listen close: 'So, Senator, sure . . . I mean, I guess, . . . why not. He like's to be called Duck Wad by the staff . . . I'm sure he wouldn't mind it if everyone called him that . . . In fact . . . and WOW, this just crossed my mind . . . we could use it in the reelection campaign . . . Yeah, how 'bout that . . . Maybe something like: Duck Wad for President . . . Yeah, that's it . . . and at the convention, they can stand up cheering when the balloons come down after he gives his mucho brilliant dazzling speech and everyone can start chanting: Wad, Wad, Wad, Wad!' . . . Boy . . sometimes I hate to wake up."