I refuse to visit the evil empire

[spinbaby]

Got out my frozen turkey breast just now.

Got out my slow cooker.

Put frozen turkey breast into slow cooker.

Oh no.

Doesn't fit.

8 in-laws coming over for turkey later. Need a bigger slow cooker.

What's open that sells a slow cooker at 7:00 am?

Uh oh.

Well, Target opens in an hour. I'll wait. We'll eat later.

[Qanisqineq]

1. would you be referring to...

Walmart? :)

[spinbaby]

2. We do not speak the name of evil

It might tempt us with lower prices.
;-)

[Qanisqineq]

3. isn't the smiling, dancing dot hypnotizing?

while you watch him slashing prices, subliminal messages are playing urging you to come, come to our stores; look how happy you will be; come now...

[spinbaby]

4. I don't remember being happy

I haven't been to Wal-Mart in a couple of years now, but it was definitely not a happy place. It was a huge warehouse full of cheap crap under harsh florescent lights. And, as I recall, they packed things in plastic bags that disintegrated as soon as you put them in your trunk.

[Qanisqineq]

6. I was referring to the commercials... everyone is happy (n/t)

[drumwolf]

5. If you can't refer to it by its real name, how about "Slave-Mart"?

:evilgrin:

(Note: I got this from Steve Gilliard.)