I wanna make the Conservative Underground list!!!

[DancingBear]

I have just returned from a visit to CU - I'm not even mentioned in their "idiots" post. This saddens me deeply - I mean, what's a guy have to do to get a little love over there?

I feel I have done more than enough to deserve a place. To recap, I have:

- graduated college
- referred to Bush as slime, garbage, impostor, fool, etc., etc.
- insulted those who think * actually "won"
- turned Hannity's book face down whenever I see it in a bookstore
- voted for Clarke over Condi
- used "fairy tales" and "Fox news" in the same sentence
- gleefully watched as PigBoy turned into a doper
- bought Sirius just to be able to listen to AA
- used waaaaayyyy too many multi-syllable words when posting

I am thinking of becoming homosexual just long enough to make the list, although this seems a rather extreme step, predicated as it is on my existing marriage to Mrs. DancingBear. Other options are a) go back to school and default on the loans (at age 50, highly unlikely); b) move back home and sponge off parent (at age 50, highly unlikely); c) buy small fuel efficient car (previous owner of big block Corvette - highly unlikely) or d) bathe infrequently (still able to perform - highly unlikely).

Can anyone else think of anything I can do to get "in?" It consumes my very being.

[Dookus]

1. Once again...

every time we mention them here, they get a hard-on.

WHY do we give them the satisfaction?

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. In agreement Dook!!

I won't do it, refuse to even. It's a hack job of a parody site and simply not worth my time. Let em get all blathery all over themselves.

:hug: It's good to see you Dookus!!!

[tigereye]

11. yeah isn't it just reinforcing them?

[Rick Myers]

2. Yeah, I was bummed not to make their list!

:evilgrin:

[wryter2000]

3. Man...

They're still lame. If they're going to imitate us, at least they could get it right.

P.S. Has anyone explained to them that they own the government and the media and that they can't be an underground?

[skooooo]

4. I think by posting about them, we're letting them set the agenda..

...we're better off ignoring them.

[Amerpie]

6. NO CU

But I did get my real name and email posted on Freeperville for about two months prior to the March 20 demonstration at Ft. Bragg

[jimshoes]

7. Put something really offesive about them

in your sig line like "Hey CU, I fart in your general direction".

[m-jean03]

8. You have to be "Viscously Anti-Military"

like "Siagon68" before they will put you on their list.:7 So get oozing, but do it slowly!

[camero]

9. Dammit, I wasn't even mentioned

:evilgrin: But I'm with the others here as to why do we give the sites any hits? Just like FR. Why give them any more attention?

[m-jean03]

12. I'm with you camero

It's a waste of time and energy. They just try to make us mad. It's stupid. :hi:

[camero]

13. How are ya?

The logic I'm using is that by going there and increasing traffic it makes it seem like the site is more popular than it really is. :hi:

Also, why go there when we can have fun here? :)

[m-jean03]

14. Oh, pretty good, thanks! Yourself?

These allergies are a bummer though. I really dislike being tired...:-(

Good logic. Too much fun & intellectual stimulation to be had here, why ever leave? It's far too sad to see human beings wasting their mental capacity like that, anyway!
:7

[camero]

15. Not bad

I know what you mean about being tired. Spring is always one of the worst times for allergies thank god I don't have them at least. Maybe you just need a lift. :7

I think I'm finally getting this insulin regimen down, more pep in my step. :D

I have a blast here most of the time. It's why I'm heading for 8000 posts...lol.

[m-jean03]

16. Insulin -- you are diabetic?

Sorry to hear that, if so! Big pain in the butt, I hear.

Yes, I need a lift...What sort did you have in mind? I am doing the black coffee thing.

My first threadjacking of the day! }(

[camero]

17. Yeah

It's not so bad now cause I can pretty much eat what I want but it's still a pain sometimes. Thought you knew.

As for the lift, my brain was in my trousers again. :evilgrin:
I'm a bad flirt. :D

[m-jean03]

18. oh you

:spank:

[camero]

19. Ouch

I deserved that. Kinky though. :evilgrin:

[TreasonousBastard]

24. Some people have a lot of time on their hands, but...

one thought is who's hosting them? If all those hits get them a huge bill for the bandwidth...

:evilgrin:

[camero]

25. That is one way of looking at it

I just know how alot of sites advertise their popularity by the number of hits they get. I have to confess my curiosity got the best of me and there are some sick posts on there.

Especially with the "get a job" crap. Ummm...where are the jobs exactly? Just plain idiocy. Which is why I won't give it any more attention than it deserves.

[TreasonousBastard]

26. Let 'em get a zillion hits...

and pay for it, but watch out for the links. Google still ranks you by the number of links to a site. The more we link to forums there, the more we help them rise.

Maybe not by much, but why give them anything but grief?

[camero]

28. True n/t

[MissMillie]

10. Also bummed about not being on their list

I would wear that as a badge of honor.

[Van Helsing]

20. I've done everything in your list...

but I have too few posts for anyone over there to pay any attention to me. Oh fucking well.

[Skittles]

21. take it from SKITTLES

in a forum with this many members you REALLY HAVE TO STAND OUT. Perhaps I should come over and kick your ass and give you some tips about tormenting conservatives. I received my training in Texas. :7

[DancingBear]

30. From the master to the mentor

I await instruction.... :)

[bookworm65t]

22. insulted or blamed Clinton's penis for everyting?

:shrug:

[AlFrankenFan]

23. Wow this is what I miss when I vacation

How long's this place been around? I want in! :D

[dae]

27. Come up with a clever name for them like maybe...

CUnts(if someone hasn't already) - sorry about the vulgarity but I didn't know how desperate you were.O8)

[citizen snips]

29. What is your user name?

You jump in they have not banned me yet.