I can't help it, these are pathetic but funny. Frickin freepers anyway!!

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Sat Apr-10-04 05:32 PM
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I can't help it, these are pathetic but funny. Frickin freepers anyway!!

These were two separate posts on being a "mole" freeper on DU. They are pretty funny even if they came from these ass wipes.

The joys of moling, as opposed to just trolling and just getting tombstoned, are as follows:

DU is absolutely the easiest place to stir up. Those guys are like bees. You shoulda seen what I did to them during the primaries. It was great.

Once you have the star and the 1000+ posts.. you are good to go. You can post anything you want. You can get a star by donating a dollar or two.

Even 400 posts or so.. start making NewYawkers lists.. and you know your in.

They love me there... they dont know how much I truely despise them. I hate them all.

But the point is.. once youre a star with a 1000+ posts.. you can be pro life, pro iraq war, pro any GOP platform and get them rats going and never get tombstoned. Your a dedicated DU'er! Pro Gun is absolutely acceptable once they dont suspect you.

This board, I think will be my alternate home to DU. I'm glad I learned about you (on DU)

MY TIPS FOR POSTING

#1 - dont show up a newbie and post some GOP thing.. they will spot you in a second... just post nonsense, pretend to be a die hard dean or keebler elf kucinich supporter who just cant stand "conservative" kerry .. and get your count and record set.

#2 Stay away from the Christian Bashing until you are established. I know thats hard since DU is so disgusting.

#3 A good way to get up your count is hang out in the lounge and do their movie things, sports stuff, whatever... all the nonsense that goes on there. The goal is to get your numbers up... posts some LOL's on stuff... they think you are laughing with them, and you are really laughing at them.

#4 If you venture into GD or GD 2004 ... fake it for awhile.. then you can hammer them.

Remember, Kerry is a slime. True libs don't even like him. He is an easy target.. you can bash him for NCLB, Iraq War, stuff like that.. and stir em up and stay within the rules of "leftistness".

#5 Absolutely no gay bashing. You can do some later, but if you show up and start bashing gays... well this forum is by and for gays, and you will get a little "He disrupted poorly" by your name.

#6 Lie your ass off at times

#7 Skinner is an idiot and easy to trick... but stay off his radar, or you will get TS'd. But he's easy to zap back.. notify fox he is using their copyrighted stuff, notify polls they are getting DU'd, etc.

#8 Learn their lingo - don't use terms like "tin hats", remember to capitalize "Democrat" (I know its hard), call the GOP repukes, repugs, etc... always put the * By Bush's name. Doesnt hurt and makes em all warm and wet.

#9 If you make a post like "My Dad emailed me this", "What are we going to do when the GOP exposes this" "What will we say about this" or some other sneaky way of putting out a GOP issue out, be very careful. They are well aware of this tactic.

Anyone Else have good mole tips?

While I didnt make your Top 10 DU'er list (thankfully) I've been a DU Member over a year, never been banned, 2000+ posts... obviously I can't post my name to prove it.. but nice to find this site today.

Infiltrate em... stir em up... small joys in life.

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A few more mole tips:

1. Become a lap dog whenever a Moderator or Skinner makes a post, be sure to make a reply that will prove your undying devotion to them. It makes you visible and insulates you against the roque alert button being pushed on you.

2. Become a vicious pack animal whenever possible. Especially when someone starts the inevitable "Goodbye DU" thread in the lounge. You can climb in bed with the enemy and attack this hapless victims at will. It's a good way to rack of post and you walk away with your "buddies" patting each other on the ass for tearing up the dupe that made the thread.

3. Go ahead, alert on a few people! It makes you look like your intolerant of the evil freepers. It's all about the visibility. (Just try not to alert on someone you suspect to be an actual freeper).

4. See how far your proboscus can fit up WilliamPitts rectum. He is one of the most vain, self serving hypocrits on DU, and excepts flattery like a democrat excepting a welfare check. He thrives on it. His minions will take notice of your making an offering to the DU god of vanity.

5. Always use the puke emoticon whenever you talk about a Republican policy. It's hard, but just think of WilliamPitt when you see that little head puking.

6. Stay away from discussions about "The Passion". It's a trap for "fundies". Democrats are a godless bunch, even if they object to being called so. If they have a god, it's a god of self life and perversity.

7. Another tip for getting a lot of post is doing a "kick". You can kick any post on any page. They are almost anonomous. Usually these threads just fall off the page again within a few hours.

8. The DU is almost like playing Crash Bandicoot. You have to collect enough gems (posts) to move onto the next level. So if your under 1000, keep collecting those gems. After 1000, and with a $5.00 gold teflon star, you can begin irrating the hell out of those socialist bastards.

9. Start a "kitty thread" in the lounge. I'm probably the biggest cat hater in the world, but all I have to do is start a thread about my cat coughing up a hair ball, or getting an infection from licking his nuts too much, and the liberal bed wetters come out of the closet. It's pathetic but fun. Sometimes I imagine them in a petting zoo like little sheep eating out of my hands. We all know how billy clinton loved a little "kitty" now and then. Maybe that's why these dredges of society laps up these useless threads. You always have to remember, the post's are the most important tool you have on the DU.

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