displacedyankeedem
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Sat Feb-07-04 12:25 AM
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Theoretically, What's the best way to get rid of Tom DeLay? |
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The only realistic thing I could come up with was to find a liberal or moderate and independently wealthy Republican to run against him in the primary. Still, we'd be left with a Republican in his seat, but even a blind and retarded ape would be a vast improvement at this point.
Thoughts?
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Sat Feb-07-04 12:26 AM
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1. Call a pest control company? |
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:shrug: (sorry couldn't resist...it's Friday night and my brain shut off)
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Sat Feb-07-04 12:26 AM
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2. You know, his political existence begs the question: |
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Did God make the entire population of Sugarland fucking retarded?
And yes, yes He did.
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Sat Feb-07-04 12:27 AM
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That was a really bad joke. I would say that you either have to expose him for what he is or put the Republicans back in the minority in the house.
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UncleJoe
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Sat Feb-07-04 12:43 AM
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"even a blind and retarded ape would be a vast improvement at this point"
Sorry, he's occupied up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue right now.
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Wed Feb-11-04 11:14 PM
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14. :D-liciously hilarious! |
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Unfortunately, we seem to have a surplus of blind retarded apes in Washington these days.
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Sat Feb-07-04 12:53 AM
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make him speaker and then embarrass him with a demoratic sweep so large that he'll be forced to resign in shame. We did it with Newt, we can do it with Delay.
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Sat Feb-07-04 01:06 AM
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If I said it, the Secret Service and the FBI would be here in a heartbeat.
ATTN: JOHN ASHCROFT!!!! THIS IS SAID TOTALLY TONGUE-IN CHEEK!!! I'M ONLY JOKING!! IT'S JUST HUMOR!!!!
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Sat Feb-07-04 01:09 AM
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shit loads of roach spray.
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Sat Feb-07-04 01:18 AM
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8. Light one of *W's farts. I am so sorry! What came over me? n/t |
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Sat Feb-07-04 01:25 AM
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9. Support Richard Morrison! |
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Wed Feb-11-04 04:42 PM
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13. Been here for a while |
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I've lived in Tom DeLay's district since he was in the Texas Lege and was known as Hot Tub Tom. Last night, Lisa and I witnessed the strongest candidate I've ever seen run against Tom. His name is Richard Morrison.
It was also the largest Democratic turn-out in this county in the past ten years. People told us that they are no longer afraid to say that they are Democrats.
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Wed Feb-11-04 04:29 PM
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With DNA spliced from pirahna and laser beams ... no EVIL laser beams attached to their heads. :evilgrin:
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