Kerry Kiteboarding - The First X-treme POTUS!

[DrFunkenstein]

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I can't handle!!!

[xray s]

1. Put those pics of Kerry side by side with...

...Bush riding the Segway...that would be a hoot!

[JohnKleeb]

2. and as for as military service goes too

[xray s]

3. Now THAT'S interesting!

I Googled "Segway Bush" images and only got one return. And that was of Jeb.

It looks like the pics of the chimp stumbling around have been scrubbed from the net!

[sandnsea]

4. google better?

Did you add the quotations when you googled? I pulled up a ton. I only point it out because net scrubbing is too serious to be thrown around erroneously.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=segway+bush

[xray s]

6. That link calls up text files....

...but when you click on 'Images" you only get one. And that one is Jeb.

[DrFunkenstein]

10. I Actually Made This Back In The Day!!!

Check out Kerry next to Bush on the Segway:

http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/intelligentstrength/vwp?.dir=/Fun+Stuff&.src=gr&.dnm=D%27oh---1.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/intelligentstrength/lst%3f%26.dir=/Fun%2bStuff%26.src=gr%26.view=t

Sorry I can't show the actual pic, but it's worth checking out.

[pruner]

5. kiteboarding?

I always thought it was called windsurfing.

[DJcairo]

7. In case you didn't see the pics this is slightly different

Most of us wouldn't last one sec stapped into a giant kite in strong winds. It just goes to show: I'd be careful gettin' in Kerry's way.
:kick:

[blm]

8. I think I'd fear the guy

who chased into the jungles after the enemy shooting at his crew with a rocket launcher, or the guy who UNCOVERED BCCI and IranContra, more than the guy who kiteboards.

;)

[DrFunkenstein]

9. Unless He Was Throwing A Body Check!!!

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[RUMMYisFROSTED]

11. You show the BEFORE, I show the AFTER (I forgot I had this!):

[Pez]

19. aw crap someone get the senator out of the tree please

:D

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

25. We're coming!

[Meshuga]

12. Do you have pictures of Dean...

Skiing (with a bad back) back when he dodged the Vietnam draft? :-)

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

13. Yes.

"SHIT! My back!"

[Meshuga]

16. That was funny!

:-)
LOL

[ModerateMiddle]

33. Ok, you managed funny that time

Good one!

:yourock:

[KaraokeKarlton]

14. Again it's all about "looking cool"

Talk about a mid-life crisis. Honestly, I don't want a president who endangers himself so much. Kerry rides his motorcycle without a helmet, too...the dumbass.

[DrFunkenstein]

15. He's Done Extreme Sports His Whole Life

Kerry has run with bulls of Pamplona, tried to loop the Golden Gate Bridge with a CESNA plane, organized chicken fights with his PT boat.

He has played hockey his whole life, raced motorcycles his whole life, skiied and snowboarded his whole life, surfed in one form or another his whole life.

This is hardly a mid-life crisis. Kerry is a madman!

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Note: I actually put this together with my amazing MS Paint skills - the most powerful program that comes standard with Windows 95!

[KaraokeKarlton]

30. It's the mid-election crisis, then

Seriously, though...Kerry's supporters spend more time posting irrelevent stuff like this than they do about issues. This is a contributing factor why I just can't stand Kerry. I don't see where he wants to actually do the WORK. All I see is someone who thinks if he acts like his wanker is bigger than Bush's that he can win. It's ridiculous. It doesn't matter one iota who looks more masculine in front of a boat or who can look more "cool". It's dumb, and neither one of them are manly men's men anyhow. It's just lame as hell. There, I said it. Those who try so damn hard to look all cool come off looking like a real dumbass.

[Pez]

34. are you hoping if you say that it enough it will be true?

Kerry's supporters spend more time posting irrelevent stuff like this than they do about issues...

...I don't see where he wants to actually do the WORK. All I see is someone who thinks if he acts like his wanker is bigger than Bush's that he can win...


pfffftahahahahahaha

[MrPeepers]

35. No, you're flat wrong.

"Kerry assails Wal-Mart over health policies"
"Kerry: Lowering healthcare costs for small business"
"(military.com) Senator John Kerry Petitions For Disabled Veterans"
"Color Kerry Green"
"Kerry's Long History Of Cutting Pork From The Military-Industrial Complex"
"Kerry unveils plan to revitalize manufacturing"
"Kerry Says Bush, Cheney Must 'Apologize' Over Iraq"
"Kerry On China (2001) Gives A Good Intimation Of His Way Of Thinking"
"Kerry's environmental record the subject of a new website"
"Do Kerry and Clark have the same position on Iraq?"
I don't see any issues anywhere. I'm not even counting the lack of issues in other threads where Kerry supporters have posted.

How about this. John Kerry fought for America in Vietnam. He fought to put criminals to justice as a DA in Boston. He fought for democratic ideals as Lt. Gov. of Mass. He has stood up on difficult issues througout his 19 years in the Senate and fought for what he believed was right. Clearly he dosn't want to do anywork, seeing as how his entire adult life has been devoted to working for his Country. I think you should get your facts straight before you start calling people Dumbasses who've put everything on the line to preserve the liberties people like you enjoy.

Peepers

[blm]

17. You cannot be for real. Kerry has done these sports his entire life.

You prove every day how little you know about him. Misplaced anger.

At least I have a reason to be skeptical of Dean. His lifelong centrism and scorn for liberals is a warning signal to me. I guess Kerry's lifelong record leaning liberal upsets you?

[Pez]

18. jeez kk lighten up man. why so crabby?

what is wrong with showing the fun side of a man running for president? it's hardly the image the media portrays, and his supporters flock to him because of his history in public service, not because of kite-boarding pictures. would you rather he was some boring dust-covered bookworm stuck in a room pouring over legislative documents all day?

[Meshuga]

20. I've seen people here saying Kerry is dull.

I've seen people post that Kerry is like the Frankenstein monster. And now you complain that he is too cool to be president.

You just love to hate Kerry... :-)

[polpilot]

21. These antics are sure to impress the playground crowd!! Skiing with a

bad back...now that's extreme!!!!!!!

Dean '04...Giving John more 'play time'!!!

[George_Bonanza]

23. LOL! That's geniunely funny KK

It's not a midlife crisis (59's a bit old for a midlife crisis, ain't it?). Kerry's always been a bit of a wild man, although you'd never guess it with his wealth and education.

[polpilot]

27. Oh the joys of marrying money!!!

Dean '04..Healing ...Not thrillin'

[killbotfactory]

22. This would be relevent if...

He was trying to get into a mountain dew commercial...
Or lifestyles of the rich and famous.

[blm]

24. Yeah, they sure wouldn't like his footage from the jungles of Vietnam.

They really don't like such grim scenes in Mountain Dew commercials or Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. But, I do notice they seem to favor those who ski.

[killbotfactory]

26. I heard GI JFK kiteboarded down the mekong delta.

True?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

28. I think he was too busy getting shot at for that

Heroism, and growing concern about war

[killbotfactory]

29. To the EXTREME

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

31. Actually, I think they would like it!

After all, the Viet Nam War was partially at the behest of Pepsi-Co, the mother corporation of Mountain Dew. Maybe I'll pitch it at the next board meeting!

[polpilot]

32. Kerry was young and 'captivated'. I give him a pass.

Dean '04...The New Skiing Leader of The NEW Democratic Party.