Will Rush Limbaugh accept jail time over

[zbdent]

losing to Al Franken in the ratings?

By pleading guilty, he could claim "He never beat me, I was incarcerated at the time."

[benito]

1. I keep this taped near my monitor at work

It was taken from the bottom of one of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots from long ago.

Addendum: It appears that Rush Limbaugh, popular radio talk show host and avowed defender of conservative family values, ended his third marriage this week. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Rush during this difficult time, which comes hot on the heels of his recent problems with drug addiction and troubles with the police. Hopefully this latest blow will not prevent Rush continuing his daily three-hour lectures on personal responsibility, morality, and why his problems are all Bill Clinton's fault.

[rkc3]

2. If Rush went to jail over his drug use, whose fault would it be?

Would it be the liberals who have passed stringent anti-drug legislation or the conservatives who didn't stand up for him in his time of need?

I know I've got the liberals and conservatives mixed up, but I know it wouldn't be his fault.

[sphincter]

7. Easy...

Clinton of course.

[autorank]

3. "Rush, meet Bubba; Bubba Rush...You guys are roommates" n/t

He'll do anythin to stay out of jail.

[havocmom]

4. I see Rush outsourcing himself to some island with no extridition, doing

his show and doing his drugs.

[autorank]

5. What a great idea!

This would keep him around as a figure of derision! Then we could invade the island, thus allowing the Kerry administration to siphon off all our war-loving energy for a good cause.

[StlMo]

6. :)

:)

[Lenape85]

8. He'll never get put in jail...

He'd probably get pardoned by the pretzeldent

[bonddad]

9. The whole Junkie thing

First, I call him the thrice divorced family values Junkie, just to remind the conservatives what a wonderful person Rush is.

Ever notice how the conservatives never mention that Rush is using a trial lawyer to stay out of jail.