A telethon to "Help Chris Matthews Remove His Head From His Ass"

[devin79]

I am not sure what that blathering idiot Chris Matthews was whining about on his assinine show this morning. Chris Matthews made the dumb-ass assertion at the end of his show that "If the candidates won't discuss the real issues, he will". That is pretty funny considering that Matthews is too busy kissing Republican ass to EVER address any REAL issues. Matthews has once again been dissing on the Clintons. Matthews is the ultimate coward. He talks shit about the Clintons on his show, but doesen't have the guts to take them on, mainly because he knows Bill Clinton would bitch slap him on the issues. He showed Hillary Clinton the proper respect when he interviewed her, but has since tried to trash her. Matthews is a pompous ass, who is jealous of the enormous success Bill Clinton had as president. This is in stark contrast to the miserable failings of the pathetic George Bush. Matthews lost all credibility when he started kissing the asses of republican filth like Ann Coulter. Matthews is a moron, who has his head up his ass.

[Girlfriday]

1. Don't get me started..

...he invites someone like Joe Conason, but then he surrounds poor old Joe with right-wing loons. He allows assholes like Dornin to talk over everything Conason says, and then you can hear a pin drop when Dornin or Ingram are spewing lies.

The way he always brings Bill Clinton up leads me to believe he has penis envy.

[punpirate]

2. Why should I contribute to that cause?

It won't help him with either his looks or his intelligence, and his condition is not a recognized disability (if it were, many of the Republican party these days would be on SSI).

Nope, sorry, I won't be calling in my pledge on this one.

Cheers.

[LMG]

3. pledge

I would pledge to watch msnbc 5 minutes a day if they got rid of his head and ass

[TacticalPeek]

4. Fersure he's caught some strain of Clinton encephalitis.

I still look for some of the good amongst the plethora of bad with Tweety. But, frankly, I miss a lot of his shows, but don't miss 'em, if you know what I mean. He knows a lot, but I seldom see his knowledge and experience put to any good use.

Speaking of the Mann Colt, remember when Smokin' Joe was on Halfball when his book, 'Big Lies' came out pointing out the MANY times she was on the show (8 I think), and Tweety denied it. I think he almost said she'd NEVER been on his show to promote her books???!!! Did Tweety ever come back to that on a subsequent show? Has he ever fessed up? (Joe was correct, by the way.)

Last week he started off her segment telling her how good she looked, and I just had to click away to save my supper. He's got some twisted libido action going on no doubt. He needs a Mann doll to go with his aWol flight suit doll so he can let them play doctor and work these feelings out when he's not on air.

[SoFlaJets]

5. Whenever he has Pat Caddell

the so-called ex-dem stategist on with one eye looking one way and the other another I want to puke.Then there's his other butt boy Howard("he's the best")Fineman another hurl comes forth.He and the rest of the GOP's operatives have this insane fear of the Clintons,like they control EVERTHING even where candidates are sitting on whatever position they stand.These people are crazy....

[tishaLA]

6. Poor Chris....

He is such a sad boy. Sad that he didn't get hired in the Clinton White House even though he interviewed several times (he loves to be proximate to power....maybe that can be the title of his next tome). Sad that he has to stop Bob Dornan from making comments about Mondale's daughter. Sad that he has to see little Frankie Luntz's toupee every week without knowing in advance what color it will be. Sad that he will invite pre-op tranny Annie Coulter on the show and he won't get any play.

But he's trying to make up for it, boys and girls! He likes--yes, he really LIKES, almost as if he were Sally Field--Gen. Wesley Clark. Bill Clinton may have gotten a "monica," but Chris gave Gen. Clark a Linda Lovelace. I think he skinned his knees from it. And don't worry--Chris didn't leave any tell-tale spills on his dress or his neckware.

Now if I could only figure out how he got that nick name "Tweety," I'd be as happy as Chris.

[Dogmudgeon]

7. The Tweety nickname

It's the über-blond hair. And the rounded-cube-shaped head.

--bkl

[rads]

8. Classic case of what Alterman talked about

I think that deep down Matthews is a moderate-liberal, but because of his past Dem credentials he's so afraid of being labelled part of the "liberal media" that everything out of his mouth is calculated to not piss off the righties.

[samsingh]

9. it alternates between asses

it's either up his ass, bushes ass, or some other neo-cons ass.

Tweety is a completely lost cause.

[dennis4868]

10. H elost me totally when....

during the 2000 post election coverage he would trash Gore night after night as a sore loser. He would have repubs on and say they were strategist for the dem party.

[eleny]

11. He's so busy tongue kissing right wingers that...

he's hardly audible.