Bush To Take Dump on Stump - Cable News Has Live Coverage 24/7!

[stopbush]

If you didn't think that the cable news media is a wholly owned subsidiary of the RNC, then riddle me this: why do the cable networks cover every damned campaign appearance the Chimp-in-thief makes? It's nothing but the same, recycled, lying stump speech (ie: shit) adjusted to deal with the daily torrent of bush-induced bad news, coupled with a mega dose of shameless pandering to whatever special interest group of invited guests he happens to be prevaricating to that day.

I swear, if a Dem ever got this kind of 24/7 coverage, the average IQ of the nation would rise at least 20 points in a month or so, just from hearing a few words over 5 letters long, not to mention myriad ideas targetted above the knuckle-dragging set.