How to cope with high energy heating bills this winter

[zbdent]

Here's a tip on how to survive what might be a really cold winter this year:

Sign up on all the GOP mailing lists (snail mail, not e-mail).

If necessary, donate $1 to a Republican.

Do not give an e-mail address. Force them to physically mail you something.

Then, burn the stuff to keep you warm.

Another handy hint. If you see a right-winger book in the $.10 book box at a garage sale, buy that and burn it this winter, too.

Good luck.

Edited to add:
Oh, and use a freeper's phone number for "your home phone" . . .

[nashville_brook]

1. nice one!

made me smile. :)

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Double your satisfaction - keep warm and get propoganda off the market

[bemildred]

3. Wood is good. Insulation is better.

And of course all junk mail should not be wasted.

[ArmHayseed]

4. IF

it's postage-paid, I mail the empty envelope back.

It gives me a warm feeling! :evilgrin: