The economy is so bad.......

[T Wolf]

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the new 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan ,and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

[midnight]

1. There is always a kernel of truth in the joke....

[pnorman]

2. "The Mafia is laying off judges. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[wuvuj]

3. We get no respect at all...we are all Rodney Dangerfield clones.

...

[LiberalEsto]

4. Those are all from Maxine cartoons. nt

[T Wolf]

5. I got an (unreferenced) email from a co-worker and thought I would share it. nt

[Frosty1]

6. Laughter is the best medicine

:rofl:

[merkins]

7. Thank you .. I needed that.

:D

[Joanne98]

8. Hahahaha!

[dbt]

9. It's so bad here in Arkansas that

the rednecks can't afford ammunition to shoot up the "Home Of Bill Clinton" signs.

[Art_from_Ark]

11. Pretty funny

I remember seeing one of those shot-up signs at Gateway in the late '90s.

[Kat45]

10. Good ones. n/t

[femrap]

12. Thx for the laughs!!!! nt