I don't care who you are, this is funny.

[jschurchin]

The economy is so bad that:


• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

• I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

• McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

• Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

• The Mafia is laying off judges.

• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..

• Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


Author unknown. But thanks to the SanDiegoGuy over at the burning platform.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

[progressoid]

3. Ooops,

posted in the wrong spot. :blush:

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Thank you for lots of laughs...out loud!!!!

[progressoid]

4. All great except the CEOs

still seem to be doing OK as far as I know.

[lurknomore]

5. You're right...

very funny. Thanks for the laughs !

[damntexdem]

6. I don't care who I am: LOL!

And sent on to others.