Mafia clan accused of diverting dangerous fossil fuels to kill people.

[NNadir]

Investigation has revealed that Sammy Giancana, the mafia don who producured girls for the fossil fuel shill Robert F. Kennedy's uncle John - and John is something of a pun here - was killed by diverted dangerous fossil fuel products, products that have been falling continuously into the hands of the mafia, unremarked by the scientifically and morally illiterate highly paid (off) anti-nuclear industry.

Here's an account of the mafia's use of dangerous fossil fuels:

Shortly after returning to Chicago, Giancana was shot in the back of the head on 19 June 1975 while frying Italian sausage and peppers in the basement of his home in Oak Park, Illinois. After falling, his body was turned over and shot a further six times in the face and chin. It was believed by investigators that his murderer was a close friend whom he had let into the house. At the time he was scheduled to appear before a Senate committee investigating CIA and Outfit collusion in plots to assassinate Fidel Castro.

Some have alleged that the CIA was responsible for the shooting as Giancana had a somewhat troubled history with the agency. However, former CIA Director William Colby has been quoted as saying, "We had nothing to do with it."

Most investigators believe that Joey Aiuppa, Giancana's onetime friend and successor as Chicago Outfit boss, was responible for ordering the hit on the disgraced former Godfather.

Interestingly enough, all three dangerous fossil fuels were involved in this (and many other) Mafia killings. Nitrate was made from dangerous natural gas, about which the brainless anti-nuke industry - busy sucking down Gazprom bribes - could care less. Sulfur was obtained as a side product of petroleum refining, and carbon - about which the anti-nuke industry, lead by people like the gangster Jeff Skilling and his pal Amory, was obtained from coal.

The three ingredients obtained from spent dangerous fossil fuels were combined to make something called <em>gunpowder</em> and then used to propell lead objects at high speed into Sammy's brain. Apparently Sammy was grilling sausage over a dangerous fossil fuel flame at the time.

The dangerous fossil fuel industry has been paying protection money to a two international rackets, one called the "German Cabinet" was lead by the thug Gerhard Schroeder, who is protected by a Russian Racketeer named Vlad "the impaler" "Pooty Poot" Putin, whose been running the gas rackets in Eastern Europe. The other mob, "The Institute," a numbers racket where all the numbers are fixed, is run by Amory "Rocky the Mountain" Lovins, also known as "Fathead Lovins."

The anti-nuke mob, flush with cash from its ill-gotten gains, continues to try to control the dangerous fossil fuel weapons industry.

About a decade ago a renegade thug, Timmy "The Philospher" McVeigh orchestrated a terrorist attack using dangerous fossil fuel derived "ammonium nitrate" and the dangerous fossil fuel "diesel fuel."

The number of brainless anti-nukes who have called for banning fossil fuels because of these mob activities is zero.

[Kolesar]

1. Stick with curve fitting

That was really lame

[Systematic Chaos]

2. I thought it was pretty good in an absurd kind of way.

But then I happen to really like absurd humor. It also does a great job of pointing out the absurdity of the post it is copycatting. But that's just my opinion and that and $5 will get you a Frappucino from Starbucks. :shrug: