Playmate of the Year' Hawks (Faux) Hot Dogs

[bananas]

Playmate of the Year' Hawks (Faux) Hot Dogs

It's National Veggie Dog Day! This means that vegetarians across our great nation are pulling out the charcoal and gathering their friends for a summer feast that they won't soon forget. In honor of this year's "holiday," we assembled several of our nation's finest ladies, including Playboy Playmate of the Year—and stunning vegetarian—Jayde Nicole, on Capitol Hill.

Wearing only a lettuce bikini and her 1,000-watt smile, Jayde helped us get our healthy, humane, and tasty veggie dogs to our nation's finest congressmembers. While serving up the "dogs" to politicians and passersby, Jayde reminded each person that "the best way to safeguard your health, reduce your carbon footprint, save animals' lives, and look your very best is to go vegetarian."



For those of you who can't get enough of Jayde, there are more photos of her after the jump.

Posted by Christine Doré

Warning: Some of these photos might be considered NSFW!

[onehandle]

1. But my wife and I already eat veggie hot dogs. Ok, I'll look at the photos anyway.

I am always ready to sacrifice for a good cause.

[obliviously]

2. Fake breasts! Fake hotdogs! N/T

[John Q. Citizen]

3. I'd bet the breasts are real and the hotdogs have no pig penises in them

[alittlelark]

5. Nice fantasy - especially the one about 'no pig penis' in them

fantasy worlds are wonderful!B-)

[John Q. Citizen]

6. Ever make sauage?

[alittlelark]

7. No, and I don't eat it either.

I'm pretty picky about where my meat came from.

I do F.R. lamb and beef cuts but stay away from hamburger and other ground meats.

I'm a little weird that way.

[John Q. Citizen]

8. That doesn't seem weird. My point was veggie dogs have no pig penis' in them, but

that ground meat products could and do have all kinds of parts in them.

You seemed to think that was a fantasy. Yet you live the fantasy. (or should I say 'eat the fantasy')

[happyslug]

12. Reminds me a Quote attributed to Otto von Bismark

"People with weak Stomachs should NOT watch Laws or Sausages being made."

[bananas]

4. Fake lettuce, too! nt

[pscot]

9. Lovely girls

Remind me of my mother. I wonder how they'd look in a jello salad.

[orwell]

10. They make me hungry...N/t

[NNadir]

11. Why am I not surprised at the puerile nature of this OP?

We do, in fact, have a lounge here at DU.