Ask A Salmon

[XemaSab]

Dear Salmon,
After several catastrophic relationships, I've finally found the right man. But old habits die hard. After all those cheating jerks, it requires great will for me to trust this prince of a man. I find myself reading his mail, listening to his messages, even following him around. How do I handle this situation? I don’t want to ruin a wonderful thing!

—Worried In Walla Walla


http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-a-salmon,12245/

[cliffordu]

1. Dear Worried:

Go drive a pea truck. If you are REALLY from Walla Walla, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Or, you could just get a degree from Whitman and call it a day.

cheers.

[pscot]

2. I wonder where they found a salmon

[onehandle]

3. Wait... Who's the Salmon advising in this column?

I'm having Salmon for dinner tomorrow night.

Is that a hate crime?

[cliffordu]

4. Only if you're using Tartar Sauce......

[petronius]

5. Well, that explains my life from 7th grade through college

Apparently, I was a salmon...

[provis99]

6. Makes as much sense as real advice columns...

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. Dude, it has to be real. It's here on the internet isn't it?

That proves that it is real.

























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