Mugging prevented in Savannah, GA

[Tejas]

Well maybe, maybe not, but cute enough for a quick read:
(alledgedly posted on Craigslist)

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To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown(Downtown, Savannah )

I was the guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded
I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you
somehow come across this message.

I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I
drew my pistol after you demanded my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the
jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You
see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol
for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
that evening.
Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head,
isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever
you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants.
I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of
your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty
of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell,
and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on
your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van
Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the
wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from
your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which
ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone
for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that.
I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to
make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it.

Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you
did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to
you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you
out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants.
What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to
apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home
humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in
life. Next time you might not be so lucky.

If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry.
Peace!

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mmmmmkay!

:rofl:

[ferrous wheel]

1. LOL...that's terrific

:D

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

2. That's great.

[rrneck]

3. Heh. Another teachable moment.

I don't remember where I ran across this. Probably here.

Rednecks get gun pulled on them.