Six found slain, and I am the parrot.

[sharesunited]

A parrot has been punished by his storekeeper for insulting a customer.

When the same customer appears in the store again, the parrot only says "You Know."

http://www.elkvalleytimes.com/news/view_sections.asp?idcategory=55&idarticle=7675

[rrneck]

1. A lady goes in a pet shop

and expresses an interest in a parrot.

The shopkeeper tells her that she wouldn't be interested in the parrot because it uses foul language. She buys the parrot anyway.

When she takes it home it unleashes a string of obscenities and upsets her so much that she snatches it off it's perch and flings it into the freezer.

She comes back an hour later opens the lid of the freezer and says, "Are you going to behave now?"

The parrot says, "Sure, but I've got one question. What did the turkey do?"

[E-Mag]

2. I like this one

This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden and, sure enough, there's a parrot sitting on its perch. He has a little chuckle to himself at the sign and the parrot there on its perch. He opens the gate and walks into the garden. He gets as far as the parrot's perch, when suddenly, it calls out: "REX, ATTACK!"