Naked 91-year-old holds burglar at gunpoint

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

LAKE WORTH, Fla. -- This next homeowner is a force to be reckoned with. He's 91, he was buck naked, but he and his dog decided to go after a would be burglar.

He held the man at gunpoint until police arrived. Deputies say they found the would be burglar on the back porch by the pool drunk and trembling, probably not how he thought it would all go down.

He got more than he bargained for when he decided to mess with this elderly man and his trusty rottweiler mix. 91-year-old Robert Thompson and his 5-year-old dog Rett tag-teamed a thug trying to break into their Lake Worth home Friday night.

Thompson said, "I think the guy was scared to death, he was screaming." Thompson jumped out of bed, totally naked, went to go check things out with Rett by his side.

He said, "I started to let him out the door and he was so anxious he got caught in the door."

http://www.cbs12.com/news/old-4721248-burglar-year.html

[virgogal]

1. Great story. Thanks for posting it. :-) n/t

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

2. Happy to be of assistance.

[katandmoon]

3. This is your porn!

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

4. You are just way too easy.

[Statistical]

5. It drives you crazy doesn't it.

Lawful use of firearms.... every one reduces the chance you will be able to ban them someday. Think that guy is every going to support a ban on firearms? What about members of his family?

[Euromutt]

6. Naked WWII vets with revolvers? Sign me up!

Damn, I'm just squeezing my legs together over here. I think I need a cold shower. Or maybe a cigarette.

[proteus_lives]

7. It's always sex with you.

Seriously, you need to get laid.

[Hoopla Phil]

8. Must be a little transference there. You always seem to be looking. . .HaHaHa

[friendly_iconoclast]

10. Every time you post, it reminds me of Eric Cartman screaming...

"GAHD-DAMMIT!". You might try a setting other than 'full meltdown' for your posts.

[Hoopla Phil]

9. In honor of katandmoon. . .K&R

[appal_jack]

11. was briefly on the greatest page

This post was briefly on the greatest page, and I for one believe that "Naked 91-year-old holds burglar at gunpoint" belongs there. The un-recc'ers in this case clearly lack senses of humor AND justice.

I've already given my rec (got it to 4 the first time), so here's my kick. Y'all will have to do the rest.

-app

[roguevalley]

12. someone's lovely dad, granddad and great granddad. :)

[Hoopla Phil]

13. Another innocent saved through the use of a firearm.