Oriental homeowner fires shot in overnight break-in

[oneshooter]

ORIENTAL, N.C. - An early morning break-in attempt ends with a shot fired and police looking for three men.
Oriental Police tell us that around 3:30 this morning Jesse Cahoon was asleep at his home on South Avenue Street in Oriental when he heard the door being kicked in.

More here: http://www2.wnct.com/news/2010/oct/08/oriental-homeowner-awakened-overnight-break--ar-443707/

Three to one odds, one shot fired, goblins run, another use of a firearm for protection.

Oneshooter
Armed and Livin in Texas

[XemaSab]

1. Haha, I totally came in here like

"What is this, 1953 where we're still calling people 'Oriental?'" :P

[Taverner]

2. LOL me too

[DesertFlower]

3. i was thinking the same thing.

i keep a 38 special in my night stand in case someone gets past the security system.

[tularetom]

4. LOL me too

Very inscrutable these "Orientals"

[littlewolf]

6. got me the same way .....

[valerief]

7. +1

[Euromutt]

8. Yeah, I was wrongfooted as well. Mind you, "South Avenue Street"?

Is it an avenue or is it a street? Make up your minds, Orientals!

[Glassunion]

18. How about this one?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Street+Road,+Warrington,+PA&sll=40.240368,-75.157094&sspn=0.012236,0.021136&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Street+Rd,+Warrington,+Bucks,+Pennsylvania+18976&z=16&iwloc=A

[oneshooter]

9. It was the Headline on the article. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

16. If only the perp had been from White, SD...

"Oriental homeowner shoots White man."

[X_Digger]

17. DUzy worthy! n/t

[Tunkamerica]

5. I believe the town is now named: Asian American, NC.

It's right by Moorehead city.

[shadowrider]

15. "Murder on the Asian-American Express" doesn't quite have a ring to it n/t

[ZombieHorde]

10. Recommended just for the subject line. nt

[AtheistCrusader]

11. Subject line best troll in forum history.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

13. Sucessful Troll is Sucessful.

[east texas lib]

12. Does a Oriental home cost any more than a Fox and Jacobs home?

If not, I want one! Sans Goblins.:o

[slackmaster]

14. That's like the headline a couple of years ago "Jew accused of embezzlement"

Referring to a Bay Area politician named Ed Jew (who is of Chinese descent).