Hey, this is Tuesday dammit, where is the bad joke thread?

[RoadRunner]

I mean, damn, I'm not going to take this any more - another Tuesday goes by without a bad joke thread in the Gungeon. Whatever happened to tradition? Can't somebody down here come up with a lame joke or two?

[Unperson 309]

1. OK, Here's a few...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?


A sweater that knits itself.



Here are some great dog crosses:

Chocolate Labradore with a Boxer: BoxaChocolate

Golden Retriever with Standardbred Poodle: Gold Standard

Puli and Poodle: A Pu-Poo

Cocker and Maltese: A CockTese

Maltese and Chocolate Lab: Chocolate Malt

Weimareiner and purebred Chinese Crested: WeiPureChin!

Purebred hyena, Catahoula and Chowchow? Pur-ena-Cat-Chow!

There's more, but I'm tired. Someone feel free to add to the list of dum dog crosses!

309

[-..__...]

2. Breeding

I'm half Welsh and half Hungarian...

That makes me welhung!

[Unperson 309]

3. I'm part German...

and part Fresian. I'm Germfree!

And four posts away from 200!

309

[FrontPorchPhilosophr]

4. Vacations

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years Ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

B-)

[MrBenchley]

5. Going to America

Seamus and Patrick are in the pub, and Seamus tells Patrick, "I am going to America. America is a grand place to be. If you go to America, they love the Irish everywhere. You'll find they buy you dinner, they buy you drinks, a bunch of them take you to the nearest motel and make sweet love to you for days and days..."

Patrick says, "Now, Seamus, do Americans really do that?"

And Seamus says, "They did for me sister."