Heh heh heh.....Today's Onion made me laugh....

[Pert_UK]

Gun Pays For Itself
On First Day

www.theonion.com

:evilgrin:

[Imperialism Inc.]

1. Lol that's hilarious.

Fed-Up Cheney Enters
Presidential Race Himself

WASHINGTON, DC—As President Bush's public-approval ratings hit an all-time low, Vice-President Dick Cheney announced Monday that he has been "forced" to throw his hat into the ring for the 2004 presidential race.

[TexasMexican]

2. LoL

[kentuck]

3. The Onion is clever

<snip>
Cheney's office has been busy preparing the necessary paperwork to run against Bush. However, he has not yet removed himself from the president's re-election ticket. Some say Bush campaign officials are trying to convince Cheney to remain on the Bush ticket, even if he runs against him.

"One thing is clear: There is no reason for Dick Cheney to leave the White House come January," Bush campaign advisor Karen Hughes said. "He's been doing a great job."

When pressed to name a possible running mate, Cheney was somewhat reserved.

"I don't want to tip my hand," Cheney said. "But right now I'm taking a good long look at the governor of Florida. He seems like he'd be a little easier to handle."

[MrBenchley]

4. LOL!!

[Pert_UK]

5. Oh come on, only FOUR replies???

Surely this is amusing regardless of which side of the great gun divide you're on? Isn't it?

P.

[RoeBear]

6. One more reason to own a gun...

...in the article "Tornado Safety".

"Tornadoes spook easily. Fire a few warning shots into the air is usually enogh to scare them off."