OFFICIAL: J/PS AWB Poetry thread.

[FatSlob]

Rules:

Post whatever poem you want, but it must be original and related to the AWB expiration.

I tossed out a hook
And what did I find?
An AR15
with an adjustable behind. (stock)

I tossed out a hook,
And what did I see?
Standard capacity mags,
hooked up and coming to me.

I ordered 6 Full caps
For My XD, no less
I'm as giddy as a teenager,
Who's seen his first breasts.

A barrel of lies,
The banners have said,
The AWB expires,
Many will be dead,
Their fears are not valid
Their reasoning defunct
Because all of their arguements
Are being thorougly debunked.

[Sandpiper]

1. Question

I ordered 6 Full caps
For My XD, no less
I'm as giddy as a teenager,
Who's seen his first breasts.

Do you masturbate when you think about your guns?

[FatSlob]

3. Only when I think about windage and elevation.

[Name removed]

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[FatSlob]

4. Ah, nice veiled way to call me a freeper.

I suppose that somebody like you is just upset about the restoration of freedom. I'd be upset too, if I were an authoritarian and opposed to freedom.

[skippythwndrdog]

5. What return?

I visit THR regularly. I get good tips and hints on shooting, maintenance, etc. It also helps keep me abreast of current and proposed firearms legislation.

All that said, I also have found some good deals on the trading section. All legal, too.

[skippythwndrdog]

6. AWB Demise haiku

Ten round magazines
Prevent havoc in cities.
Three rounds more...chaos

<sarcasm off>

[Wickerman]

7. Please keep all AWB gloating in the thread established for that purpose

or in one of the 700 previous AWB threads.

Thanks,