Have you seen these around here?
1. If it's not reported, if it's not news, it certainly happened but the government is covering it up.
2. Wax indignant. This is also known as the "how dare you?" gambit.
3. Characterize any and all anomolies, real or perceived, as "suspicious facts". This is especially effective with fuzzy photographs in which one can claim to see just about anything and subsequently refer to it by name as though the photograph actually shows what you've named it. E.g. "molten metal", "demolition squibs", "concrete core". Repeat over and over again until your newly attributed title becomes the "conventional wisdom" among those who agree with you.
4. Knock down straw men. Deal only with the weakest aspect of the weakest charges. Even better, create your own straw men. Make up anything you like and give it lead play while you pretend to respond to the facts and evidence presented by those who disagree with you, while simultaneously studiously avoiding the facts and evidence presented.
5. Call those who disagree names like "government shill", plant", "disruptor", and of course, "freeper". Be sure, too, to use heavily loaded verbs and adjectives when characterizing their posts and evidence. You must then carefully avoid fair and open debate with any of the people you have thus maligned, but you can still fling little arrows in their general direction by maligning them in posts directed to others.
6. Impugn motives. Attempt to marginalize those who disagree with you by suggesting strongly that they are not really interested in the truth but are simply pursuing a partisan political agenda or are out to make money (because they are really paid government shills, after all).
7. Invoke authority, any dubious form will do.
8. Dismiss the facts and evidence of those who disagree with you as "old news."
9. Don't ever come even half-clean. Toss your wildest and most outrageous claims out there on the basis that it is true because you thought it up and never, ever give an inch to allow some actual facts or evidence get in the way. Better to just say things like, "of course, this would be utterly simple to do" and ignore anything that suggests it might not be such a walk in the park as you pretend it is. Avoid all logic and never utilize any critical thinking skills.
10. Characterize the complexities required to carry out the events in the alternative scenario you've dreamt up as utterly simple, (E.g. all you need is a pickgun and a uniform; or all it would take is 7 people) and the truth as something that should be discernible in 60 minutes, including commercial breaks.
11. Reason backward, using the deductive method with a vengeance. With thoroughly rigorous deduction, troublesome evidence is irrelevant. For example: The government has many secrets that we are not privy to. The government has secret operations and operatives that we do not know about. The government has secret technologies that we do not know about. The government has unlimited resources to fund secret operations, research, and technology. Therefore, any theory I assert - no matter how preposterous on its face - is possible and you can't prove otherwise.
12. Require those who disagree with you to explain every bit of minutiae and every anomoly, and pretend that in the real world, anomolies do not exist or, alternatively pretend that in the real world, every anomoly and every bit of minutiae are fully explainable, so they should be in this case.
13. Change the subject. This technique includes creating and/or publicizing distractions.
14. Loudly report manufactured facts, and make mountains of them. Don't let real facts get in the way.
15. Baldly and brazenly lie. A favorite way of doing this is to attribute the "facts" you've made up to a plausible-sounding, but anonymous, source. A second way of doing this is to paraphrase a quote from a real person to make it sound like the source said something different than what was actually said. A third way is to quote a source who has retracted and renounced the alleged quote, but pretend that the source maintains the position that you cite.
16. Expanding further on numbers 4 and 5, have your own stooges follow you around and agree, sometimes quite breathlessly, with everything you say. You must do the same for those who agree with you. You must also be sure to have at least a few of your group jump in to disagree with everything said by anyone who disagrees with you. This creates the illusion of solidarity and strength in numbers among your "group". The purpose of this is to preempt others who disagree with you from bothering to respond because nobody enjoys the kind of piling on that you will quickly master and demonstrate so adeptly.
17. Repeat number 5 - call everyone who disagrees with you a "government agent". Act incredulous that anyone would disagree with you on the internet. Don't they know that discussion boards are for only one side (yours, of course) of any discussion? Apparently not. Pretend that anyone who disagrees with you is "defending the government" and "harassing" you. Pretend that only you and those who agree with you are "genuine critics". Pretend that you are the downtrodden, maligned and misunderstood underdog, the sole champion of truth, struggling mightily against an imaginary giant and evil foe, and that one day, you will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, you will save the world from its imminent destruction, all of your theories will be proven (by others, of course, since you're too busy posting theories on the internet to actually research any of the points you post) and the crowd will go wild. Well, it IS nice to have a dream.
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