Someone I know said he's going to meet Jeb Bush. What should he ask?

[Generic Other]

I told him to just tell the Jeb he would be the last Bush to ever hold office in the United States.

What would some of the rest of you like to ask or say?

[chaska]

1. Tell him to get off my planet.

[Emops]

3. Did you know you're the smartest one in your family?

Only by default.

[newyawker99]

27. Hi Emops!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[gemlake]

2. How many times did * snort coke

at Camp David?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Was your brother an obnoxious dick when he was a little kid, too?

And do you secretly hate his guts?

[cheshire]

5. Would you please tell the truth about your brother?

[TimeToGo]

6. From SNL

"When did you know your brother was, . . . well, special?"

[Bozos for Bush]

7. So how many thousands will be denied the right to vote THIS TIME?

50,000? 100,000?

Oh, and how many roadblocks this time?

[umtalal]

8. How do you sleep? What do you think when you look at yourself in the mirro

[Generic Other]

9. Kick for the morning crowd

I think these are all going to be excellent questions and comments to share with Jeb.

Any more?

[tomfodw]

10. "Why do you think Florida is your family's personal fiefdom?"

"Why do you hate democracy so much that you do everything you can to make sure it never contaminates Florida?"

"Why do you hate black people so much that you do everything you can to make sure they can't vote?"

"Why are you breaking the federal voting rights law in order to help your wastrel, dimbulb, war criminal brother steal another presidential election?"

[nixonwasbetterthanW]

11. "What's it like having a moron for a brother?"

"And speaking of brothers, how's that adulterer Neil feeling about shivving the taxpayers for a few hundred mil for his part in the S&L scandal?"

[HFishbine]

12. Wouldn't ask a damn thing, just say three words:

"We are watching."

[mcar]

13. Why are you systematically destroying public education in this state?

n/t

[Generic Other]

24. This will be an especially pertinent question

since the meeting is with a Florida teacher.

[MsTryska]

14. How's your crackhead daughter doing these days? nt

nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. for an air sickness bag....

I don't think I could ever meet a Bush.

[Generic Other]

17. Me neither

I could not be polite. My rage and disgust would overwhelm me. I would start with Poppy and work my way through the whole damn family as I raised a litany of complaints.

I would scream so loud that there'd be new hurricane warnings issued in Florida.

[Minimus]

16. You and your brothers have all done such despicable things -

which one of you are your parents the proudest of?

[Generic Other]

18. Why they love all their evil children equally

But the retarded one needs extra love.

[Minimus]

21. they have to have a special place in their heart for the most evil one.

The one that best reflects their raising, the apple that falls closest to the tree.

Gee, I bet Babs and Poppy do have a hard time choosing from that lot.

[StlMo]

19. "How could you?" "How could you do that to American democracy?"

"... you traitorous criminal."

[lefthandedskyhook]

20. Its time for your entire family to prepare its swan song.

The name of Bush will live in infamy. History will remember you for your crimes.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

22. "Would you prefer a jab or a cross?"

[Generic Other]

23. Aren't you supposed to use a sharpened stake or cloves of garlic?

For vampyres and such...

Where's the Holy Water? Sprinkle it on him and see if he curls up like a ghoul.

[FlaGranny]

25. Ask him if

he is going to vote absentee.

[BlueNomad]

26. Is that

really his head or was a bull moose shot, decapitated and stuffed. It's awfully big.