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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:38 PM
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In debate, Kerry should walk up to Bush and check for earpiece
Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 11:41 PM by zulchzulu
OK, that would never happen...but it would be a classic event if Kerry walked over and slapped Chimpy on the back and say "Ooops! Make sure to see if it still works..." then walk behind Chimpy and get near his shoulder blades and then say "testing...one...two..three...check....one...two...three..."

It would be SO cool.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:40 PM
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1. Have a rule that...
...they both have to get their ears checked by a doctor with one of those things a doctor uses to check your ear whatever they're called!
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:41 PM
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2. Kerry should ask, "Who is behind the curtain?"
:D
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Tamyrlin79 Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:45 PM
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3. no...
Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 11:46 PM by Tamyrlin79
I don't think it would go over well. Kerry should stay focused on his points. While there are points to be gained by exposing the microphone, I don't think the debate is the time to do so. Better do it in a campaign speech.
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:54 PM
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8. *whisper* I think zulchzulu was joking
:)
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featherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:47 PM
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4. Well Kerry did pat him on the back before the debate
Checking the receiver? If last Thursday was the result, let him keep his idiot box.
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:49 PM
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6. Actually, speaking of the pat on the back
Could a device have been in Kerry's watch, maybe a magnet or something, that could have messed up *'s reception?
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Media_Lies_Daily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:47 PM
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5. Yeah, but...
...he'd have to ask FratBoy to bend over to check for the earpiece because that's where his head is.

Ewwwww.
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Arancaytar Donating Member (249 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:52 PM
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7. I say he did check for an earpiece.
He pulled W up real close before the debate, and looked at him sort of from the side. It doesn't make sense until you realize he's staring right into his ear! So his suspicion is confirmed, and then when the time is right, he takes out his signal jammer concealed as a pen, and cuts the connection.

How's that for a conspiracy theory?
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Tempest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 11:59 PM
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9. I've got a better idea
Have Kerry's people use a scanner and find the frequency Bush is using and block it.

Or tap into it and record it, and play it back right after the debate to the media.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 02:50 PM
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10. hint -- without the transmitter in place ...
... you can see right though Bush's ears!
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