What lines will Bush try in debate #2?

[CityHall]

What lines will Bush try in debate #2? Will any of them work?

1. I'm a compassionate conservative

2. I'm a reformer with results

3. People are working hard

4. Kerry's a flip-flopper

5. Kerry wants to turn over our defense to the UN

6. Kerry's a tax-and-spend liberal

7. Kerry's a card-carrying member of the ACLU

8. Stay the course

9. Kerry wants to force you to marry a gay person

10. 9/11 changed everyrthing

11. Saddam was a threat

12. We're bringing democracy to Iraq

13. Women in Afghanistan can do various new things

14. Kerry voted against body armor/codpieces for our troops

15. I cried with a widow

16. OB/GYNs need to be able to practice their love

17. We climbed the mighty mountain (and didn't find WMDs there either)

Add more...

[Arancaytar]

1. Make a drinking game out of this.

Down one every time he mentions 'terrorism', 'flip-flopper' or '9/11'.

It may not be good on your liver, but it sure keeps you from having to listen to his trash while sober.

[Nobody]

7. It's a tradition at my house

Last time I drank whenever

Bush mispronounced a word (sip)

said Al Qaeda or Osama bin Laden and Iraq or Saddam Hussein in the same sentence implying they were linked somehow (down the glass)

Bush got flustered (sip)

Someone said Weapons of Mass Destruction (sip)

Tonight I add....

Bush: We're working hard (sip)

Anyone: On the Ground (sip) (they seem to say this way too many times, where else would the troops be, yes I know it's economics tonight, but you know Bush will change the topic to the troops)

Bush: War on Terra (sip)

Bush: Mentioning that we now have more than a million new jobs since last year without specifying what kind of jobs (swig)

Bush: Blaming anything that goes wrong on his watch on the Democrats (swig)

[Nobody]

8. Wait, I forgot Poland

And let's add....

Bush: Any time he tries to justify outsourcing (sip)

[radfringe]

2. flip-flop, inconsistent, global test

Saddam WAS a threat

did what I thought was right

Kerry will raise taxes

tax and spend liberal

ownership society, it's your money

nuk'ler

afghan elections, 40% voters are wimmin

makin' progress

bein' president is hard

------and oh yeah -- probably won't mention Poland

[DemocratSinceBirth]

3. "My Mother Dropped Me On My Head As A Baby"

nt

[izzie]

4. From the news I guess #6 but then-------

I really think Bush is more like a mad boy right now. They may have him set up for this but I think he will try to re-do the first debate. It is usually how people do things that usually feel they are always right. Or so I have seen over a life time.They never see things in two ways. Bush feels he is right and that is it.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. "It's Hard Work."

Sigh.

[radfringe]

6. Poland, forgot to mention Poland...

unless he hasn't been informed by his handlers since he doesn't read the papers -- he won't be mentioning Poland

wonder if Kerry will take a jab at that? Maybe in mentioning a list of countries that have pulled out of the coalition? Should he mention that or would it be considered a 'low blow'?

[jimshoes]

9. The ones chopped up

on the mirror backstage. He was a little sniffly and kept wiping at his nose yesterday. Could be a sign.

[Dem2theMax]

11. aaaarrrgggg. You beat me to it. lol.

I know someone here at DU photo-shopped a pic of * at the podium, with razor blade in hand and some white 'powdery' stuff under his nose. :evilgrin: Hope you've seen it.

This thread is a riot. Can hardly wait to see it grow. Some real good lines so far. :) Of course I can't think of any. I need to go to bed. lol.

What I REALLY want to see is * getting so pissed he actually starts crying. He almost did that at the first debate. If he does that, I'll down a bottle of tequila in one swallow. Then die. :puke:
:)

[auburngrad82]

10. Kerry's budget increases the deficit by a trillion dollars

[TryingToWarnYou]

12. Is this a script? Seems you have covered the bases...