What will the Devil say to Bush when he arrives in Hell? your thoughts

[npincus]

how about, "What took you so long?"

[RoyalWickedness]

1. How 'bout?

Damn, now I gotta look for a job!

[npincus]

2. tee hee

[WI_DEM]

3. "Welcome home, my boy"

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

31. That's what I was thinking too...

Welcome home.

[bushwakker]

4. mission accomplished

[niceypoo]

5. "I sentence you to.........."

blowing Saddam FOREVER!!!!!

[npincus]

7. LOL

[unfrigginreal]

6. I didn't know that Bush talked to himself

not surprised though.

[shrub chipper]

8. I think he'll say:

"You are sharing a room w/your Mother".

That WOULD be HELL!!!
Eternity w/ Babs!!<shudder>

[rooboy]

9. "Welcome back, boss" n/t

[Wilber_Stool]

10. Am I being replaced?___n/t

[vi5]

11. "Well.....we tried ole' buddy."

[Danocrat]

12. "Good job"

Bush replies, "Doing Satan's bidding is hard work, it's hard work."

[npincus]

13. how about, "Evildoing is HARD WORK"

[Solomon]

14. Well done my good and faithful servant.

Now git yer ass down the fiery pit with the rest of your kin.

[GOPBasher]

15. "You're too evil for us! Go away!"

[Dob Bole]

16. Well, Bush will say...

"Hey Karl."

[life_long_dem]

20. good one

I was thinking, hey Adolf my man what's up.

[npincus]

21. tee hee

[KDLarsen]

17. "At last..

.. Saddam has been expecting you for a while, he wants to have a word or two with you over that invasion of yours"

[MsMagnificent]

18. "I missed you"

[Zenaholic]

19. "Welcome to Iraq"

[Rambis]

22. Bush will say Hi Sean, Rush, Karl where's ann? oh there she is

talking to Tim McViegh

[lefthandedskyhook]

23. He is already in hell /nt

[DemocratSinceBirth]

24. I Just Want Bush To Go Away....

Only God can send folks to Hell....

[dogman]

25. Well done, Son.

You've done what many have failed to do.

[Chelsea Patriot]

26. "Your Ma gives Good Head!"

[bullimiami]

27. you can bunk with you friend

and soulmate, saddam.

[irancontra]

28. I couldn't hear what you were saying, my earpiece was jammed...

[Polemonium]

29. Sorry am I in your chair n/t

:)

[Booster]

30. Grab a shovel and get to work.

[npincus]

52. tee hee

[gauguin57]

32. Is this a James Lipton questionnaire?

Uh, the Devil will say ... We've done extensive research to determine personal compatibility with your suite-mates, and have chosen kindred spirits for you to burn with throughout eternity.

Mister Bush, meet Mister Hitler and Mister Stalin. 'Dolph, Joe, meet Georgie.

[BillZBubb]

33. "Your father's already topped you here too!"

That would be hell for the Chimperor.

[chum]

34. I'm Sorry Mr. Bush - I'm with Saddam Now

From South Park.

[candy331]

35. No! Carla Faye Tucker is not here.

[Sparkly]

36. "Sign the loyalty oath! Oh, it's you George... Nevermind."

"We know your loyalty."

[UTUSN]

37. "I Like Your Style." n/t

[spooky3]

38. I was a little worried I wouldn't see you after No Child Left Behind

was passed--but then you came through for me!

[jdonaldball]

39. "There is no god but Allah, and Muhammed is his Prophet."

[donhakman]

40. There are two hells, one is...

Republican and the other is for Democrats...at least according to Rapture.

[gauguin57]

41. First God will deliver unto him the "lukewarm Christian" verse ...

Rev:14-19: "You are neither cold nor hot. I wish that you were either cold or hot. So because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I am about to spit you out of My mouth. For you say 'I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing.' You don’t realize that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked."

Then the Devil will say, "I'll take it from here!"

[donhakman]

42. Bush is found burning in bible

according to bible thumpers

[donhakman]

46. May I take your bags

[realFedUp]

43. You read my thoughts so well.....

sucker!

[cybildisobedience]

44. okay, time to re-tell the old joke

George Bush arrives in hell and Satan tells him that because he is from such impressive lineage, he can pick the circumstances of his eternal damnation.
So he takes him to a room where Lyndon Johnson is hauling rocks all day long for his sins in office, and Bush says, "That looks like too much hard work."
Then he goes to a room where Richard Nixon is forced to dive to the depths of a murky pond all day long to attone for his sins in office.
Bush doesn't like that either.
Then Satan escorts him to room where Bill Clinton is being serviced by Monica Lewinsky. Bush think, okay, I can handle that, and tells Satan his choice.
"Very well," Satan says. "Miss Lewinsky, you can leave now."

[Shadow30]

45. The devil looks at George with awe....

...and says "Man and I thought all the things I did were fucked up!"

[Pithy Cherub]

47. As an outsourced

independent contractor you did great work. You are now officially on the Satan succession plan...

[donhakman]

48. sentencing begins

[GOPBasher]

49. Good one! And..

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Javaman]

50. We have a special place for you...

[Norbert]

51. The devil: Get lost chimpy. We have standards around here.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

53. welcome my son!

:evilgrin:

[ksoze]

54. "You can take off the flight suit rocketman...."

This dog collar and ladies underwear will do just fine here.

[gulliver]

55. A deal's a deal, Junior! Enjoy your stay.

Mephistopheles, get in here! Time for you to drop the Karen Hughes garb and reincarnate. Great work on little Bush! Wickedness is through the roof. You outdid yourself this time.

[Mountainman]

56. I don't believe in hell,

He will have to repay someway, karma can be a bitch.

[skygazer]

57. Well, he finds he has a choice

The Devil meets him and tells him he can pick which room he wants to be in.

They go to the first room and the Devil opens the door. Inside there are a bunch of people standing on their heads in a pool of burning hot lava. Bush says, "No, I don't want to be there!"

So they go to the next room and there's a bunch of people standing on their heads in a room full of spitting cobras. Bush says, "No, I don't want to be in there either."

So they go to the next room and there's a bunch of people sitting on chairs. The floor is covered with shit that reaches up to their shins but at least they're sitting down. Bush says, "Okay, I'll stay here."

He sits on a chair but he's only there a minute or two before the devil comes back and says, "Okay, break's over. Back on your heads!"

[drdigi420]

58. if there was a hell, bush would already be there

but, since hell is just as mythological as heaven, this is a silly question

but i'll play along:

"I should have known you were too stupid to succeed!"

[demzilla]

59. You can bunk with Fallwell nt