For KERRY Campaign: GWB Practice Debate Questions

[nostalgicaboutmyfutr]

GWB has been working on his town hall questions for several months, and more particularly in the past days to try again and show the American people that he has what it takes to be president.

During his off time he has been honing his answering skills in practice sessions, and live private environments. I have been part of this practice and in the spirit of disclosure (that I hope will spill over to the CIA) I provide to you the:

GWB Debate Prep Questions List:
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President Bush, you have cited several different reasons for entering in Iraq, most recently that the oil-for-food program was being misused. Should I pray for you twice a day or is once a day sufficient?

President Bush, my company outsourced its factory to Asia, leaving me without a job. You refused to extend the unemployment benefits as other presidents have, so now I am without income and have no health benefits. How can I get access to Fox News now that I can no longer afford my cable bill?

Mr Bush...I have recently learned that a chemical company across the street from my son's elementary school has been burying barrels of dangerous chemicals for the past several years rather than spending the money to dispose of them properly. I have contacted the EPA but they tell me they don't have the budget to look into it any further. Doesn't it make you proud that Laura and the twins have so enthusiastically joined you on the campaign trail?

John Kerry has long experience in the US Senate, tangible military experience leading men into battle, was a small business owner, and has taken a physical that indicates he is fit for the office. How does your Administration answer the question: How do Botox injections affect the minds ability to make decisions?

There is much evidence that you and your administration may have personally profited from your decisions in office namely the decision to go to war in Iraq: Don't these allegations cause you worry or stress when you should really be enjoying your vacation and recharging your batteries?

I hope this helps the Kerry campaign prepare for tonight...I send thes out because America deserves the truth....

[KC21304]

1. Very good. Hard questions. Very hard.

And it will be hard work for the presidunce to answer them.