Fun with the Voters Pamphlet

[FightingIrish]

The arguments in favor of a gay marriage ban in Oregon's general election voters pamphlet includes a trojan horse titled "Marriage is Sacred". Read it and laugh.

http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/nov22004/guide/meas/m36_fav.html

[skygazer]

1. Laugh or cry

<Therefore, it should be Oregon public policy that

Homosexuals may not marry.
Infertile persons may not marry.
Men with vasectomies may not marry.
Women with hysterectomies may not marry.
Post-menopausal women may not marry.
Persons planning to use birth control may not marry.
Non-virgins may not marry (Deuteronomy 22:13-21).
Inter-racial couples may not marry (Deuteronomy 7:3).
And couples who fail to conceive within two years ought to have their marriage licenses revoked.

Additionally, the Bible says that

Divorced persons may not marry (Luke 16:18).
And if a man dies without leaving a male heir, it is his brother's responsibility to impregnate the widow (Genesis 38:6-10). If he refuses, he shall be fined one shoe (Deuteronomy 25:5-10).
This is the sacred word of the Lord, steadfast and unchanging.>

Be interesting if W died and his brothers all had to fight over impregnating his widow!