Bush is a masterful, god-like debater who until last week never lost

[Chichiri]

Remember that.

[David Dunham]

1. I agree completely.

[LisaLynne]

2. He blew it last week on PURPOSE!

Just so Kerry would let his guard down. I feel sorry for Kerry. Bush is still a Master Debater. He can't possibly loose again!

[Streetdoc270]

6. He stood tall

aginst a Cunning Linguist like Kerry!

[Stephanie]

3. He is a Master Debater

and A Guy You'd Like to Have a Beer With

[Goldmund]

5. Yeah, have a beer while he's changing your tire

[Catfight]

4. A speaks clearly to get his mexxed missages across.

[Brundle_Fly]

7. I dont think kerry has lost before either

and bush obviously has weakeness' ie: the mention of his father seems to get him riled up. After being so profoundly shektered from real people and real questions I think he has another night of sweat and panic in front of him.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. He did in fact loose last week, but he did it on purpose so that

he could show everyone his TRUE skill tonight, by closing in from behind.

[Touchdown]

9. We're DOOMED!

Every thread needs at least one of these.:evilgrin:

[maine_raptor]

10. God-like in his pronouncements

His debating skills are studied far and wide. His clear calm manner of answering tough questions and making the complex simple are examples that will live thru time.

Is that ok? Does it fore fill the required, mandatory "raise the expectations for Bush" pre-debate post thing?

Can I go now?

:boring:

[0007]

11. Very Cleverly Done - great video

[grytpype]

12. Bush has been continuously training...

... with a Shaolin debate master in the Naga Hills.... he can split ten feet of solid rock with his witty retorts... Kerry does not stand a chance tonight, he will be vaporzied and all that will be left of him will be a pair of smoking Gucci loafers...

[Politicub]

13. I agree completely

I bet Kerry is shaking in his boots at the thought of taking on the master debater Bush.

[pelagius]

14. Bush is going to win tonight...

...there's no way he can fail. He will mop the floor with Kerry. Kerry has NO CHANCE, I tell ya, NO CHANCE!

[Gildor Inglorion]

15. Poor Kerry!

The only hope for him now is a Jedi mind-trick. Oh, wait....the country is ALREADY suffering under a mass delusion, isn't it?

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

16. Who are Plato, Aristotle and Socrates

compared to the mighty oratorical skills of George W. Bush?

Mere amateurs, I say. Not even the most skilled orator possesses the skills that Mr. Bush has honed since infancy and perfected through his faithful and successful attendance at such an acclaimed institution as Yale University.

How dare a lowly Senator from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts even pretend to be in the same league! Sure, they may share a patrician lineage and a patrician education. But the comparisons end there!

Where one is industrious and boringly intellectual, the other is charming, folksy, humorous and, as importantly, oratorically gifted beyond compare.

If only Plato, Aristotle and Socrates were alive to witness their "student" showcase the skills that even they would envy!

[LSK]

17. joke is getting old....

[msturgis524]

18. Absolutely

He only lost last week because Kerry had notes with him.

[n2mark]

19. Debate

Tonight there will be a "special guest" at the debate, God will appear to say..."Shrub is an idiot." Vote for Kerry or die.

[Xenus Sister]

20. I hate to nitpick, but it's "lose" (we don't want to look ignorant, right?

As in "Kerry was lucky not to lose the debate last week, since Bush is Master of the Debating Universe!"

Or: Did I lose my keys? This baseball team will lose against that baseball team. (ok, I'm not up on sports)

Rather than: I put my loose change on the bedside table. The chair leg was loose and wobbly.

(/teacher mode off. Ask me about it's/its, there/they're/their and here/hear!)

Good luck tonight Mr. Kerry, you will certainly need it when facing such a formidable opponent!

[LisaLynne]

22. Oh my!

I did it, too! Well, I'm not going to apologize. I'm working on 2 hours of sleep and tons of sinus meds.

[Honor Where Are You]

21. LOL!! Lo LOL Godlike!! That's rich.