Kerry should bust out a cigarette and light up

[Guaranteed]

during the debate. :)

Sit back, cross his legs, tilt his head thoughtfully...you know, CONNECT with the voters. Cigarettes are amazing social tools.

What odd thing do YOU think Kerry should do?

[WI_DEM]

1. not bad

except anti-smoking folks would have a field day--and I think they are the majority now.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

2. I don't think smoking is a great idea.

Not too many people are into smoking any more.

[whirlygigspin]

3. a cig in one hand and a scotch on the rocks in the other

...and he says: "I can handle a social drink, can my opponent?"

[WI_DEM]

8. I like that

[LittleClarkie]

15. Kerry the Rat Packer?

I'm not sure he could pull that off.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. Pelvic thrusts, declare "this one's for the LADIES!"

[Guaranteed]

7. ROFL! nt

[htuttle]

5. He should pull a can of cold beer from his pocket...

...and set it somewhere Bush can see it.

:evilgrin:

[HootieMcBoob]

6. He should wear a tuxedo

and he should smoke and maybe drink a martini. people used to love it when Dean Martin or Sean Connery or Cary Grant did that. I think he'd look great in a tux drinking a martini and smoking a cigarette..maybe even sing a song...that'd be cool too. :smoke:

[WI_DEM]

10. "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes...

Everybody falls in love once in a while...scooby dooby...

[0007]

22. ....a duce and a two and a scooby dooby doo - junior ain't for you!

[Cocoa]

9. a pipe would be better

he could make a lot of interesting gestures with it, like tapping it, or scratching his head with the stem.

[Guaranteed]

12. LOL "scratch his head with the stem." nt

[Bluebear]

11. Laura would come join him. The holy-moly smokin' first lady

[RetroLounge]

13. He should whip out his guitar and play bush a blues tune

as little bushie will go home tonight with the I-Lost-Another-Debate blues...

RL

[maine_raptor]

16. Yup and the song he should play is my sig n/t

[Philostopher]

14. Actually, this might send Bush* right around the bend.

I'm pretty sure both he and Pickles smoked, and I bet it would put a jones on him he wouldn't shake off for days.

[lagniappe]

17. He should play some Barry White and whip out his domestic agenda.

[AmerDem]

18. Kerry should punch the fascist fuck in the face...

to show the rest of America what a wimp this posing tough guy is!

[BlueJazz]

19. I think he should say: Hey..George, you know, on the way...

...over here I got stopped by a cop for slightly speeding. I was only going 5 mph over the limit so he let me go, I mean, it wasn't like I was going to jail or anything but it would have been really embarrassing if I had been arrested. Ahh...by the way, have you ever been arrested, George??

[cheshire]

20. Yes and * should come out in boxers scratchin himself. Just one of the

family. Like sick uncle Homer the perv. That would be even then.

[klook]

21. Eat from a bag of pretzels

and crunch loudly while W is talking.

[BlueNomad]

23. I had a dream last night that he..

pulled a black and white frayed photo of his Dad out of his wallet and began talking about him.. Weird huh? In the dream, he won the election and all the pundits on television and newspapers kept saying it wasn't just the story he told about his father --it was the picture he showed, frayed and old. I have not a clue what the story was and don't remember that part of the dream. After that he won in a landslide. Bizarre.

.... of course, he could also light up and say "WTF are you talking about?"

[cheshire]

24. Nice dream your lucky.